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獨家新聞
不要為喬·斯特勞博悲傷 Don't mourn for Joe Strombel.
喬·斯特勞博的一生很輝煌 Joe Strombel led a full life.
他是個典型的新聞工作者 A newspaperman in the best tradition.
在新聞界中有很高的聲望 A great credit to the fourth estate.
不管是在戰區爆炸的炸彈 It didn't matter if the bombs in the war zone were falling.
不管是多大的政治丑聞 It didn't matter how high up the political scandal went,
不管有多少大企業 or how many big corporations
或者小的投機者依靠他 or small-time racketeers leaned on him.
無論有多大風險 只要有新聞存在 Whatever the risk, if there was a story there,
喬就一定會追蹤 而且他總能從中挖掘出什么 Joe went after it. And he usually got it.
他關于查爾斯王子的那篇報道 Well, I was with him when the story broke about Prince Charles,
使他成為不受王室歡迎的人 and that made him persona non grata with the Royal Family.
除了黛安娜王妃 他們一直都是好朋友 Except with Diana. They always remained good friends.
看來他還是喜歡女人的 He did love a woman.
你知道嗎 他是從警察記者做起的 Hey, did you know he started as a police reporter?
是嗎 他可是個好手 Did he? Yeah, he was a bloody good one.
最好的警察記者之一 也許是最頂尖的 One of the best. Maybe the best.
我有一次和喬在阿富汗被抓了 I got trapped with Joe once in Afghanistan.
是嗎 Yeah?
當時我們隨時都有被塔利班槍決的危險 And we were going to be shot any moment by the Taliban, until,
結果喬向其中的一個人行賄 typically, Joe found someone to bribe
我們才得以逃脫 so we could escape.
-不是用他自己的錢吧 -不是 不是 后來報銷了 -Not with his own money, though. -No, no, he got it on expenses.
-多報了10% -10% -Plus 10%. -Ten percent.
不過我們確實是穿著長袍逃脫的 But it did involve us getting out wearing burkas.
我們活下來繼續寫新聞 And, well, we lived to write another day.
-每個人都愛他 -嗯 -Everyone loved him. -Yeah.
英國情報部門可不是 Not always at British intelligence.
是的 但他總比別人提前得到消息 No, but he got the information before anyone else.
是的 沒錯 理查·尼克松也不如他快 Yeah, he did. That's right. Not Richard Nixon, though.
喬 無論你現在身在何處 沒有你整個世界都不同了 Well, wherever you are now, Joe, it won't be the same without you, mate.
敬喬 敬喬·斯特勞博 To Joe. Joe Strombel.
我們這是去哪 Where are we headed?
這個對你有用嗎 Does this mean anything to you?
他不會回答的 我試過了 He doesn't give answers. Tried it.
喬·斯特勞博 死于冠狀動脈血栓 Joe Strombel. Coronary thrombosis.
我叫簡·庫克 Jane Cook.
-你是干什么的 -記者 -So, what do you do? -Reporter.
-嗯 -你呢 -Hmm. -You?
嗯...我曾是彼得·萊曼的私人秘書 I'm... Well, I was personal secretary to Peter Lyman.
-萊曼勛爵的兒子 -是啊 令人印象很深的年輕人 -Lord Lyman's son. -Yes, impressive young man.
-你認識他 -不認識 只是聽說過 -You knew him? -No, only by reputation.
但是我覺得他是個不錯的年輕人 But I like what I know.
我想他肯定會在政界大展宏圖的 I think he's got a real future in politics.
你是怎么死的 How did you die?
我認為我是被人下毒的 I think I was poisoned.
你認為 You think?
為何 Why?
我相信我是被人下毒了 I believe I was poisoned
因為我馬上就要證實一個可怕的猜測 because I was on the verge of confirming a terrible suspicion.
是嗎 什么猜測 Yes? What suspicion is that?
彼得·萊曼是連環殺手 That Peter Lyman is the serial killer
也就是警方所謂的塔羅牌殺手 known to the police as the Tarot Card Killer.
什么 What?
我以為你知道那個案子 I assume you're aware of that case?
對 我兩年前曾寫過一篇報道 那 Yeah, I wrote an article two years ago,
時塔羅牌連環殺人案剛開始 when the Tarot killings first started.
兇手是彼得·萊曼 我的天啊 But Peter Lyman? My God.
到底是什么讓你懷疑 What on earth made you suspect
這個富有 年輕 英俊 完美的年輕人 this rich, young handsome, above-reproach citizen?
你還記得上一起謀殺案嗎 警方找到了一條線索 You remember the last murder? The police found a clue.
是的 一枚袖扣 我在報紙上看到了 Yes, a cufflink. I read about it in the paper.
很罕見的古董 是吧 Unusual antique, wasn't it?
嗯 很稀有的裝飾品 Yep. Very rare Art Deco.
彼得就有那么一對 Peter had the exact pair.
塔羅牌殺手可能也有啊 So could have the Tarot Killer.
這世界充滿巧合 The world is full of coincidences.
是的 但是我發現彼得只剩下一個袖扣 Yeah, except I noticed that Peter only had one left.
另一個丟了 He'd lost the other.
盡管如此 Still,
盡管你的結論有點操之過急 although it's a tantalizing thought.
你有沒有通知警方 還是這件事太困難了 Did you inform the police, or was that too sticky?
我不知道該怎么辦 所以我給我的律師打了電話 I didn't know what to do, so I phoned my lawyer
我向他征求意見 是否要向警察報告 and I asked his advice on whether to report it or not.
我想我在電話里聽到了滴答聲 And I thought I heard this click on the phone,
就像有人在監聽 you know, like someone had been listening.
后來晚些時候 喝過茶之后 Later that day, after tea,
我突然就死了 I died suddenly.
這很可疑 That is suspicious.
我的天啊 彼得·萊曼 My God, Peter Lyman.
難以置信 但如果他真是塔羅牌殺手 Hard to believe, but if he did turn out to be the Tarot Killer,
可真是個大新聞啊 what a story.
當你告訴我你是記者時 I knew you'd appreciate it when you said
我就知道你會感謝我提供的這個線索的 you were a reporter.
這可真是特大的獨家新聞啊 我是第一個得到的 This would be a dynamite scoop. And I got it first.
嗯 但是很不幸 你要去的地方沒有第一 Yeah. Unfortunately, where you're headed there is no first.
只有最后 There's only last.
廷斯利先生 我很喜歡你上一部電影 Mr. Tinsley! Loved your last picture.
你挑選演員可真有一套 You really have a way with actors.
你可能是...請等一下 Think you could maybe... Please wait!
-廷斯利先生 -嗯 -Mr. Tinsley? -Yeah.
-我是桑德拉·波蘭斯基 -誰 -Sondra Pransky. -Who?
桑德拉·波蘭斯基 我是從阿達爾來的新聞系學生 Sondra Pransky. I'm the journalism student from Adair.
我給您寫過信 想為校報做一篇你的專訪 I wrote to you about getting an interview for the school newspaper.
哦... Oh...
你...不 是您的秘書說... And you, well, your secretary, actually, because... Not you.
我是說 我知道電影導演有多忙 I mean, I know how busy film directors get and all.
但你說過如果我來倫敦游玩的話 您會同意的 But you said if I was in London visiting, then you would, you know,
現在我來了 真是太好了 and here I am, which is fantastic.
我帶來您的信了 I think I have your letter, actually.
-看 現在我有點忙 -就是這個 -See, right now I'm a bit tied up. -Here it is!
就是這個 這對我太重要了 Here it is. This is so great for me.
您在羅切斯特有很多粉絲 I mean, you've got a huge following in Rochester.
那邊現在很冷 It gets very cold there.
隨著你新片秋季上映... With your new movie coming out in the fall, and... Well...
實際上... Actually,
我想知道您能否回答我幾個問題 I was wondering if we could just ask you a couple of questions.
-您介意嗎 -好吧 好吧 不過我們得快點 -Do you mind? -Okay, okay, but we got to be real quick.
我為報紙寫文化版面 I write for the cultural part of the paper.
我想寫幾個更嚴肅的話題 I'm looking to move into more serious pieces.
你說你想寫更嚴肅的話題... And when you say something more serious, that's...
您真想知道 You really want to know?
原來我沒打算上大學 Well, originally, I wasn't going to go to college.
我想像我姐姐貝弗莉一樣成為牙醫 I was going to become a dental hygienist like my sister, Beverly.
別誤解 這職業很好 And, don't get me wrong, it's a great profession.
我很看重牙齒和牙齦的 尤其是牙齦 I have very high respect for teeth and gums, particularly gums.
我家人都從事牙齒校正行業 但... My whole family's in orthodontics. But...
-但什么 你是來這度假的 -是的 -And what? You're vacationing here? -Oh, yes.
我和這的一個貴族英國家庭處得很好 Oh, I'm just very friendly with a very upper class British family.
我們一家當時在棕櫚灘度假 Our families vacationed in Palm Beach together.
我媽贏了到棕櫚灘觀光的機會 My mother won a visit to Palm Beach
我和那個家族的孫女薇薇安成了好朋友 and I became friends with their granddaughter, Vivian.
她很可愛 她將和我們住一起... She's so lovely. She'll stay with us...
-還要嗎 -哦 謝謝 -Another? -Oh, thanks.
我和他上了床卻沒對他進行專訪 So I slept with him and I didn't even get the interview.
我是說 我算是什么記者 I mean, what kind of a reporter am l?
性的方面怎么樣 告訴我全部細節 How was the sex? Give me all the details.
誰知道呢 我喝醉了 什么都記不得了 Who knows? I was so drunk, I don't even remember.
我只記得剛完事 All I know is that the second it was over,
他就接到一個電話 然后馬上去了泰國 he got a phone call and had to leave suddenly for Thailand.
泰國 Thailand?
是的 賈斯廷·理查德被那個項目解雇了 他得去頂替 Yeah, Justin Richards got fired from some project and he had to take over.
那有什么區別呢 What difference does it make?
重要的是 我告訴整個學校 The point is, I told the whole school
我要對麥克·廷斯利進行獨家專訪 I'd get an exclusive with Michael Tinsley!
你當時太緊張了 You were nervous.
你沒經驗 你喝醉了 You're inexperienced. You drank.
他是個迷人的天才 He's a charming genius.
但你也是個迷人性感的女孩 But you know, you're a very attractive, sexy girl.
如果你在賓館采訪影星歌星 If you're going to interview movers and shakers in their hotel rooms,
你最好小心點 you better watch out.
倒不是我介意你和麥克·廷斯利翻云覆雨 Not that I'd mind a roll in the hay with Michael Tinsley.
我放了幾條干凈的毛巾在你臥室 桑德拉 I've put some fresh towels in your bedroom, Sondra.
謝謝 湯普森夫人 Thank you, Mrs. Thompson.
快點 甜心 你要遲到了 Come on, sweetheart. Chop, chop. You're gonna be late.
-哦 媽媽 -關鍵是我沒拿到新聞 -Oh, Mom. -The point is I didn't get the story!
我是說 如果我用了女性的魅力 I mean, if I'd used my feminine wiles
就像凱瑟琳·赫本和 羅莎琳德·拉塞爾一樣 Iike Katharine Hepburn or Rosalind Russell.
哦 算了吧 Oh, come on.
我們到愛維餐廳吃飯 We'll go have lunch at The lvy,
然后帶上我的弟弟 and then we'll take my little brother
去看他一直想看的演出 to see that show he's so excited about,
今天晚上我們去參加派對 and then we'll go to that party tonight.
那里可有大批的帥哥 There'll be loads of gorgeous guys there.
你總是說你遇到的男人都很衰 And you're always saying all the men you meet are complete losers.
你沒搞定新聞 但這沒什么大不了 So you blew the story. It's not life or death.
女士們先生們 請準備好 Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves
觀看驚奇魔術 for the astonishing magic
有請思朋蘭迪尼 of Splendini!
謝謝 女士們先生們 你們是非常優秀的觀眾 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, you're an incredible audience
我是很誠懇的 這話是發自我內心的 and I mean that sincerely. I say that from the bottom of my heart.
每次我來到倫敦這個偉大的城市 You know, every time I come to London, this great city,
我總有一種很誠摯的感覺 I always get a sincere sensation,
因為你們是如此不可思議 如此美麗 because you're marvelous people, beautiful humans.
為了下面的實驗... And for my next experiment...
我稱之為實驗 而不是戲法 And I call it an experiment, you see, not a trick.
我需要一個志愿者 I'm gonna need a volunteer.
請你下去幫我找個人上來 So if you'll step out and find someone for me.
這實驗有點危險 小朋友就算了 This is kind of dangerous stuff so no children here.
我需要個成人志愿者 I need a grown-up volunteer.
一個愿意冒險的人 Someone who's willing to put her life on the line.
-這是你第一次上臺 -是的 -Is this your first time on stage? -Yes.
你從來沒有...你一點也不用害怕 Yes, you've never done... Well, you got nothing to be afraid of.
你緊張嗎 不要緊張 You nervous? Don't be nervous.
你叫什么 告訴大家你的名字 What's your name? Tell them your name.
桑德拉·波蘭斯基 Sondra Pransky.
原來是同胞啊 美國 太棒了 A landsman! United States! Fantastic!
你從哪來 桑德拉 不 先別告訴我 And where are you from, Sondra? No, don't tell me,
因為我的耳朵能聽到 'cause I got a great ear for that kind of thing.
阿拉巴馬 對吧 對吧 Alabama! Am I right? Am I right?
-接近了 -是嗎 -Close. -Yeah?
-我從布魯克林來的 -不可思議 -I'm from Brooklyn. -Incredible!
上帝保佑你 甜心 我也是從布魯克林來的 God bless you, sweetheart. I'm from Brooklyn, too.
真奇妙 我從這個女孩身上感到濃濃愛意 That is fantastic. I feel such love coming from this woman.
我沒法說出來 那真是... I can't tell you. It's really...
我是真誠的 這是發自我內心的 I say this with all sincerity from the bottom of my heart.
你是個了不起的人 是人類的驕傲 You're an incredible human being and a credit to your race.
桑德拉 我問你個問題 你是干什么的 告訴大家 Sondra, let me ask you a question. What do you do? Tell them what you do.
我是個學生 I'm a student.
是嗎 學生 學什么的 Yeah? A student? And what are you studying?
不 等等 我有能感應到你所學專業的直覺 No. No, wait! I got an instinct for what a person is studying.
真正適合你的專業 For exactly what you'd be right for.
你是學牙醫的 Dental hygienist!
接近嗎 Was I close?
不 我是學新聞的 No, I'm a journalism student.
你學新聞 那如果你... You study journalism. Well, if you...
你以前有"消失"過嗎 Have you ever been dematerialized before?
-沒有 -沒有 沒什么可怕的 -No. -No? Well, there's nothing to be afraid of.
我只是要激發出一些你體內的分子 然后把它們分開來 I'm just going to agitate some of your molecules and split them apart.
-不會很痛的 -我剛吃完飯 這會不會讓我... -It's not gonna hurt. -I just ate. Is this gonna make me...
你剛吃過飯 她說... You just ate. She said she...
桑德拉 玩笑還是都留給我來說 I'll do the jokes, Sondra.
現在 桑德拉 我要你走進那個盒子 Now, Sondra, I'm going to ask you to step into that box
我要把你體內的分子分開 and I'm gonna have your molecules split up. I'm gonna split 'em up.
一點也不疼 然后我再把你還原回來 It's gonna be very painless. And I'm gonna put you back together again.
別搔我癢 Don't tickle me.
告訴大家你剛和我說的 你們得聽聽 Tell them what you just said to me. You got to hear this.
告訴大家你和我說了什么 Tell them what you said to me.
-不 快說吧 快說吧 -不 -No, tell them, tell them. -No.
她說"別搔我癢" She said, "Don't tickle me."
上帝保佑你 甜心 God bless you, sweetheart.
你很有幽默感 You got a fantastic sense of humor.
如果世界上有更多的人有幽默感 You know if more people in the world had a sense of humor,
我們就不是現在這樣了 we would not be in the state we are in today.
我說著玩的 I kid you not.
進盒子里吧 進去吧 桑德拉 Get in the box. Get in the box, Sondra. Go ahead.
進去吧 快點 In the box. Go ahead. Get in the box. Get in the box. Hurry up.
我現在要激發分子了 桑德拉·門德爾博母小姐 I'm going to agitate the molecules now. Miss Sondra Mandelbaum.
是波蘭斯基 Pransky.
波蘭斯基 門德爾博母... Pransky, Mandelbaum. What's the...
我們都是同胞 無所謂的 We take off the same holidays. Doesn't matter.
進去吧 甜心 別害怕 Get in the box, sweetheart, and don't be scared.
你在里面嗎 You in there?
-你是個記者吧 -哦 天啊 你在這干什么 -You're a journalist, right? -Oh, my God. What are you doing in here?
你是不是記者 是嗎 Aren't you a journalist? Yeah?
我是說 我現在只關心這個問題 I mean, those are the vibrations I've been concentrating on.
好了嗎 桑德拉 Are you ready, Sondra?
我是喬·斯特勞博 記者 我有近幾年難得的 I'm Joe Strombel, reporter, and I have the scoop of the decade
關于塔羅牌謀殺案的獨家新聞 about the Tarot Card murder case.
我是說 如果這消息可靠的話就太棒了 I mean if it pans out, it'll be fantastic.
這里面什么都有 大人物 謀殺 賣淫 It's got everything. Big names, murder, prostitution.
我要激發你的分子了 I'm going to start agitating your molecules.
你是個記者 我給你點信息 You're a journalist. I've got some information for you.
重大新聞 驚世駭俗的獨家新聞 Big story. Big, big, big scoop.
彼得·萊曼... Peter Lyman...
出來吧 桑德拉 出來吧 甜心 Come on out, Sondra. Come on out, sweetheart. Come on out, sweetheart.
戲法結束了 結束了 The trick's over. It's over. It's over.
她有點暈了 她從沒到臺上來過 She's a little stunned. She's never been on stage before. So, you know...
所以她有點暈了 She's a little stunned.
你的分子沒事吧 感覺還不錯吧 Are your molecules okay? Is everything feeling good?
你還是完整的吧 You all in shape? You got all your parts?
太神奇了 That's fantastic.
好吧 桑德拉 回到座位上吧 Okay, Sondra, take your seat. Go back to your seat. Go back to your seat.
回去吧 她很棒 給她鼓鼓掌 她很棒 去吧 Go ahead. She's great. Let's hear it for her. She's great. Go ahead.
回去吧 回到你座位上去吧 Go ahead. Go back to your seat.
能不能拿掉藍色的燈 Will you take out the blue light, please?
因為我對藍色 'Cause I'm getting a completely
完全沒有感應 negative vibration from the blue.
這樣不好 It's not right.
有位女士要見您 先生 There's a lady to see you, sir.
嘿 門德爾博母 校報派來的吧 Hey, Mandelbaum! From the school newspaper, am I right?
不 我叫波蘭斯基 No, Pransky.
聽著 我有件很嚴重的事情要跟您說 Listen, I have to talk to you about something very serious.
你把我放進盒子里的時候 When you put me inside that box...
我在這聞到一股輕率的訴訟的氣味 I smell a frivolous lawsuit here.
你是不是要告訴我 你現在頭疼眩暈什么的 You going to tell me you're getting headaches now or something? Dizzy spells?
不 你把我放進那個中式盒子里時 No. No. When you put me inside that Chinese box...
嗯 那是物質消失機 Yeah, the dematerializer.
一個靈魂出現了 ...a spirit materialized.
嗯... Uh-huh...
思朋蘭迪尼先生 我可是很認真的 No, Mr. Splendini, I'm very serious about this.
你別叫我思朋蘭迪尼了 我的名字是西德尼·沃特曼 You can drop the Splendini. My name is Sidney Waterman.
你知道什么意思 我有時只是 You know what I mean? I just go exotic
想標新立異 增加一點魅力而已 to give the square haircuts a little charisma now and then.
那個靈魂就出現在我旁邊 Look, the spirit appeared right next to me!
開始我以為他是你的助手 At first I thought he was one of your stooges.
我不需要助手 否則的話 I don't work with stooges, you know,
你得付他們健康費 because you gotta pay them health benefits.
但他告訴我他叫喬·斯特勞博 But then he told me his name was Joe Strombel,
一個死去的記者 a journalist from the land of the departed.
我不能相信 I couldn't believe it.
我是記者 他也是記者 I'm a journalist, he's a journalist.
我是說我們的感應有點共鳴 I mean, our vibes must have kind of meshed together and...
他沒明確的這么說 You know, he didn't say that, in so many words,
但是我覺得我們有關聯 but I'm putting two and two together here.
幫我個忙 到別處關聯去吧 Do me a favor, put two and two together someplace else,
我很忙 非常忙 你介意嗎 because I'm very, very busy. So, do you mind?
聽著 我在網上搜索了他一下 Listen, I Googled him, okay?
確實有個叫喬·斯特勞博的人 There is a Joe Strombel
三天前死掉了 and he died three days ago. Uh-huh.
再把我放進盒子里吧 Just put me back in the box.
現在我要激發分子了 Now, I'm going to agitate the molecules,
如果有什么事發生快告訴我 so let me know if anything happens,
有事就告訴我 我就在這 you know, just keep me posted. I'll be right here.
分子轉動起來了 The molecules are whirling.
斯特勞博先生 喬 Mr. Strombel? Joe?
我是桑德拉·波蘭斯基 It's Sondra Pransky here.
我是阿達爾來的記者 I'm a journalist at Adair.
我知道你可能找個更有資歷的人 I know you may have been aiming a little bit higher,
但我向你保證 but I assure you,
盡管我缺少經驗 但是我會很努力的 whatever I lack in experience, I make up for in dedication.
我快不耐煩了 桑德拉 I'm beginning to lose patience, Sondra.
好啦 里面有人嗎 So, let's go. Is there anybody in there at all?
沒有 還沒有 Nothing. Nothing yet.
就這樣吧 結束了 我已經盡力了 Okay, that's it. Finito. I've had it.
出來吧 甜心 如果我是你 Come on, sweetheart. And if I were you,
我是不把這事告訴別人的 I would not tell this episode to anyone else,
因為他們會吊銷你的駕照 because they'll take away your driver's license.
-我不明白 -明白什么 -I don't understand. -What? What's to understand?
-我以為...-這是夾板的 我自己做的 -I thought that... -It's plywood. I built it.
你在想什么 真的有靈魂 What're you thinking, there are spirits?
真的有冥界 And there's a world of departed people?
我不知道你抽的是什么煙 I don't know what you've been smoking,
但是別指望能通過海關 but don't try and bring it through customs.
親愛的 有點晚了 Darling, I'm a little late.
甜心 我喜歡你 你知道的 Sweetheart, I love you. You know that.
我這么說是真心的 但我... I say this with all due respect, but... I...
桑德拉 桑德拉 Sondra? Sondra?
-斯特勞博先生 -聽我說 桑德拉 -Mr. Strombel. -Listen to me, Sondra.
仔細聽 寫下來 這可是大新聞 Carefully. Listen to me, hmm? Write this down. This is a big story.
你有筆嗎 You got a pen?
我時間不多 你能快點嗎 I only have a minute. Would you hurry?
好的 Fine.
有充分的理由相信彼得·萊曼...你記下名字了 There's every reason to believe that Peter Lyman... You got that name?
-是的 -彼得·萊曼 萊曼勛爵的兒子 -Yes. -Peter Lyman. Son of Lord Lyman,
受人尊敬的商人 a respected businessman, hmm?
富有 英俊 事業有成 Rich, good-looking, very successful.
這個彼得·萊曼就是塔羅牌連環殺手 That Peter Lyman is the Tarot Card Serial Killer.
把這個寫下來 Now, just write this down.
如果這是這樣的話 他就謀殺了12個女人 If so, that he's murdered a dozen women.
黑色短發的妓女 Short-haired, brunette prostitutes.
如果真是萊曼干的 And if it turns out to be Lyman,
那就是自"開膛手杰克"以來 倫敦最大的新聞 this will be the biggest story to hit London since Jack the Ripper.
"開膛手杰克" 是大寫的嗎 "Jack the Ripper." Is that capitalized?
不清楚下次他要在哪里作案 There's no knowing where he'll strike next,
但是除非抓住他 否則會有更多的女人被害 but more women will be murdered until he is stopped.
真可怕 我們得報告警察 That's horrible! We have to notify the police.
不 你是什么記者 No, no. What kind of reporter are you?
那將會是個大災難 天啊 不要 That would be a disaster! God, no!
他是個受人尊敬的百萬富翁 你在沒有確切證據的情況下 He's a respected millionaire. You can't accuse anyone,
是不能指控任何人的 Iet alone someone like that without substantial proof.
而且一旦他知道自己是嫌疑人 And once you've alerted him to the suspicion... That he is under suspicion,
他就不可能被逮到了 then he'll be impossible to trap.
那樣危險性就更大了 Not to mention doubly dangerous.
很有可能他毒死了他的秘書 There's also a possibility that he poisoned his secretary
因為他懷疑她知道了真相 because he suspected that she was learning the truth.
不 你得先拿到新聞 No, you have to get the story first,
但是首先你要保證你的新聞是準確的 but first you have to get the story right!
這里面沒什么確定性 There's no certainty in this, or...
我的直覺這么告訴我的 I got a feeling in my gut about this.
那種記者夢寐以求的直覺 The kind that journalists dream about.
目前未知 這事沒有別人知道 And so far, no one else has the information.
如果我現在還活著 Oh, if I was around today,
我會有辦法挖掘真相 I'd find a way to get the facts
并且把這事公之于眾的 and break this case wide open!
現在 相信我 桑德拉 Now, believe me, Sondra.
這是千載難逢的大新聞 You can wait your whole life for a story like this.
別搞砸了 Don't blow it.
小心點 生命懸而未決 And be careful. Lives are in the balance.
有可能就是你的生命有危險 Possibly, maybe yours.
該走了 該走了 Got to go. Got to go.
-沒我什么事了 -你得幫助我 -That's it for me. -You got to help me with this.
我可不行 甜心 我只是個變戲法的 Not me, honey. I'm a prestidigitator.
我變硬幣和撲克戲法 I do coin tricks and card tricks.
我是個記者 And I'm a journalist sitting on top of
眼前有一個驚天動地的大新聞 one of the biggest stories of all time!
嗯 對校報來說是大新聞 Yeah. For a college paper!
孩子 你頭腦發熱了 Kid, you're in over your head.
-你知道該干什么嗎 把消息公布出來 -公布 -You know what you should do? You should share this story. -Share it?
不 我要發掘真相 No! I gotta dig up the facts
而且要賣給城里每家報紙 and then I gotta shop it around to every paper in town.
看看她 Look at her.
很快你就會喝著黑咖啡 Soon you'll be drinking the black coffee
抽著香煙 反戴著帽子 那你是那種... and smoking cigarettes with the hat back. Now, what kind of...
我們沒多少時間了 We don't have much time here.
我是說 我們得行動 那家伙是連環殺手 I mean, we got to strike! You know this guy's a serial killer.
他隨時都可能殺人 He could just kill at any moment!
我聽到那部分了 那時我就知道我得制定別的計劃 I heard that part. That's when I knew I was gonna make other plans.
你應該打電話給警察 我就會這么做 You should go call the police. That's what I'd do.
嗯 我怎么跟警察說 Yeah, and what am I gonna tell them?
就說...就說他告訴你的那些 Tell them that... Exactly what he told you.
萊曼勛爵的兒子 彼得 有嫌疑是連環殺手 That Lord Lyman's son, Peter, is... He suspects he's a serial killer.
嗯 他們問我從哪得到的消息怎么辦 Uh-huh, and when they ask me where I got this information from?
嗯 告訴他么那 你就告訴他們說... Well, tell them! You know, just say, you know tell them...
就解釋說... Just explain to them that...
就說是... You know, say that... Tell them...
你從哪得到的消息 Where did you get the information?
你剛才問的是這個問題嗎 Was that the question that you just asked?
如果我是你我就什么也不說 因為他們會把你關起來的 I would not say anything if I were you 'cause they'll put you away.
這恰恰是我要說的 That's exactly what I'm saying.
我就說"我從一個死人那得到消息"的 I'm gonna say, "l got this information from a dead guy"?
聽著 這不是我的事 桑德拉 我不會參與的 Listen, this is not for me, Sondra. I don't do this.
我偶爾參加成人儀式和孩子們的派對 I do occasional bar mitzvahs and kids' parties.
你找錯人了 You know, you're barking up the wrong tree.
彼得·萊曼 他是誰 你知道嗎 Peter Lyman. Who is Peter Lyman, you know?
我們怎樣能見到他 How can we meet him?
我們怎樣才能知道在和誰打交道 How can we see what we're dealing with here?
我們到底在干什么 What the hell are we doing here?
你甚至不知道那家伙長什么樣子 You don't even know what the guy looks like.
這正是我們來這的原因 That's why we're here.
我沒法在網上找到他清晰的照片 I just couldn't get a clear picture of him on the lnternet, so...
天啊 我們見到他該怎么辦 Jesus. And what are we going to do if we see him?
我是說 你看著他能知道什么 I mean, what are you gonna learn by looking at him?
除非他掐死過路人 Unless he strangles a passerby.
我不知道 西德尼 我在準備 I don't know, Sidney. I'm improvising.
我應該在家鉆研我的魔術 I should be home, working on my magic.
嘿 你為何不考慮一下 Hey, why don't you think about this
就當是在生活中增加點興奮點 as adding some excitement to your life?
嘿 甜心 我生活中的興奮點 Hey, sweetheart, excitement in my life
就是晚飯后沒有胃痛 is dinner without heartburn after it.
你有家人嗎 Do you have a family?
我有過一個老婆 但她甩了我 你能相信嗎 I had a wife, but she dumped me, if you can believe that.
不知為何... Somehow...
她認為我不成熟 總也長不大 She thought I was immature and that I never grew up.
我使勁地反駁她 Now, I had a great rebuttal for her.
我本來要打她的 I could have nailed her, you know,
但我抬起手 她居然叫我打她 but I raised my hand and she would not call on me.
-西德尼...-怎么 -Sidney... -What?
那就是他 That's him.
我們跟著他 Let's follow him.
跟著 跟著他干什么 Follow? What do you want to follow him for?
我說了 我們需要線索 我們得從什么地方開始下手 I'm telling you. We need clues, we need a lead. We gotta start someplace.
不 親愛的 這可不是好主意 No, darling, I do not think this is a good idea.
這是個非常好的主意 It's a very good idea.
快來啊 Come on!
小心點 Be careful.
嘿 什么都別碰 Hey, don't touch anything.
你如果打碎了這里的什么東西 You know, if you break something here,
你這輩子就得洗盤子賺錢賠他們了 you're gonna be washing dishes the rest of your life.
你見過他了 我們走吧 Okay, now you've seen him. Let's go.
杰瑞 這是杰瑞·博克 路易斯的按摩師 Jerry! It's Jerry Burke, Louis' chiropractor.
嗨 很高興見到你 Hi. Nice to see you.
你就這樣跟蹤別人 那根本就不是彼得·萊曼 That's how you follow a guy? It's not even Peter Lyman!
我說過網上的照片不清楚 I told you the photos weren't clear.
甜心 你應該好好活著 Sweetheart, you should live and be well, prosper.
我希望...我這些話都是發自內心的 I hope... I say this with all due respect.
我不是你生活中的一部分 But without me.
我累了 煩了 餓了 我要回家 上帝保佑你 I'm tired, I'm bored, I'm hungry, I'm going home. God love you.
-我等著看你的大作 -西德尼 -I'll look for your byline. -Sidney!
-我就要成為你的最愛了 -為何 -I'm about to become your favorite person. -Why?
我今天碰到一個人 I ran into someone today who said that Peter Lyman
說彼得·萊曼每天在市長俱樂部游泳 swims at the Governor's Club every day.
真的 市長俱樂部是什么 Really? What's the Governor's Club?
是個豪華的私人俱樂部 It's this posh, private club,
但是老爸的合伙人是會員 會員可以帶客人去 but Daddy's partner's a member and members are allowed to bring guests.
你看我能帶人去嗎 Wow, do you think I could bring someone?
老爸肯定可以安排的 你打算什么時候去 I'm sure Daddy can arrange it. When do you want to go?
能為您效勞嗎 How can I help you?
嗨 我們是富爾頓家的客人 Hi. We're guests of the Fultons.
我們到這來泡一泡 We're here to take a dip.
哦 好啊 柜子在1樓 Oh, yes, yes. The lockers are on the first floor.
-游泳池在樓下 -好的 -The pool's downstairs. -Great.
順便問一下 彼得·萊曼在這嗎 By the way, is Peter Lyman here, by any chance?
萊曼先生 Mr. Lyman.
在 幾分鐘前來的 Yes, came in a few minutes ago.
他穿什么顏色的泳褲 What color bathing suit does he have on?
嘿 Hey.
我...你想讓我和他撞衫嗎 I... Do you want me to clash with him?
太傻了 So silly.
-你游泳嗎 -當然不游泳 你非要問嗎 -So do you swim? -Of course I don't swim. You have to ask?
什么 他們說這是最好的健身方式之一 What? They say it's the best form of exercise.
嗯 但我一下到水里 Yes, but when I go into the water,
我的眼鏡就從我腦袋上滑下去 漂進池子里了 my glasses, you know, float off my head into the pool.
嘿 西德尼 那肯定是他 Hey, Sidney, that's got to be him.
這次看好了 Yeah, well, make sure this time.
因為我可不想跟在另一個按摩師后面游泳 'Cause I don't want to swim around after another chiropractor.
嘿 他可真帥 Hmm, he's very handsome.
這家伙是個連環殺手 就像我在紐約噴汽機隊打球的角色 This guy is a serial killer like I play for the New York Jets.
我們怎樣才能認識他 How can we meet him?
不知道 他們有等級系統 I don't know. They have a class system.
他是貴族 我們是平民 He's an aristocrat, and, you know, we're commoners.
實際上 按照他們的系統 In fact, according to his system,
我看我們也許就是最底層 I think we're probably classified as scum.
這是我們唯一的機會 他現在是一個人 This is our only chance. He's all alone.
你是個美女 Well, you're a pretty girl.
我想你能讓這家伙迷上你 You know, I think you could probably get this guy to get interested in you.
別傻了 特別是他心理不正常 Don't be silly. Particularly if he's got a twisted mind.
聽著 我不能徑直上去說"你好啊" Look, I can't just go up to him and say, "Hi, how are you?"
我是說 如果他起疑怎么辦 I mean, what if he gets suspicious, or, you know,
如果他無動于衷呢 或者... if he gets put off, or...
溺水 Drown.
-什么 -溺水 溺水 我去找... -What? -Drown! Drown! I'll go get... I'll go get...
聽我說 Listen to me!
我去拿咖啡 I'll go get coffee.
抽筋 到水里 掙扎一下 Get a cramp, go in the water, flounder around,
對啦 you know. Yes!
去吧 甜心 這是個好主意 Go ahead, sweetheart. That's a great idea.
那樣他不得不救你 He'll be obliged to save you that way.
如果他不管...我會通知你的父母的 And if he doesn't... If, you know... Then I'll notify your parents.
救命 Help!
沒事的 It's all right. Shh.
沒事了 好了 It's okay. There you go.
-你沒事吧 -沒事 -Are you all right? -Okay.
對不起 I'm sorry.
好吧 我們到了 All right, here. Here we are.
-好了 你沒事吧 -謝謝 -Here we are. You all right? -Thank you.
-你沒事吧 -沒事 很感謝你 -You okay? -Yes, thank you very much.
-對不起 -沒什么 我幫你上去 -Sorry. -It's my pleasure. Here, let me help you out.
我不大會游泳 I'm not a very good swimmer.
沒什么 It's all right.
我的腿抽筋了 My leg cramped.
你的腿 伸直 Your leg? Here, stretch it out.
-哦 -就這樣 -Oh. -That's it.
-謝謝 -沒什么 -Thank you. -No problem.
你下水前應該做點準備活動 Listen, you should always do a little stretching before you go in.
-那樣就不會抽筋了 -非常感謝你 -You know, that way you won't cramp. -Oh, thank you very much.
我好長時間沒有游過泳了 I haven't been swimming in so long.
你是新來的吧 You're a new face.
你剛成為會員嗎 Have you just become a member?
不 我是富爾頓家的客人 Oh, no, I'm a guest of the Fultons.
哦 杰克·富爾頓 很好的家伙 Oh, right, Jack Fulton. Yes, lovely chap.
-我叫彼得·萊曼 -你好 我叫桑... -I'm Peter Lyman, by the way. -Hi, Son...
桑... Sond...
貞德 Jade.
貞德·思朋斯 Jade Spence.
貞德·朱莉亞·思朋斯 Jade Julliard Spence.
-很好聽的名字 -謝謝 -That's a very pretty name. -Thank you.
我們是棕櫚灘的思朋斯家 Yes, we're the Spences of... Of Palm Beach.
不是那個搞航運的思朋斯家吧 Oh, not the same Spences who own the shipping line?
不是 不是 No, no, no.
我爸爸是開金銀礦的 My father's into silver and gold
-以及鉆孔 -啊 -and drilling. -Ah.
打井 For wells.
你到倫敦來做什么 What are you doing in London?
我來看望住在荷蘭公園的朋友 I'm here visiting friends in Holland Park.
哦 不錯 你是做什么的 貞德 Oh, good. What do you do, Jade?
我是個演員 Well, I am an actress.
-真的 -嗯 -Oh, really? -Mmm-hmm.
實際上我會出演麥克·廷斯利的新片 Yes, actually I'm up for the part of Desiree
欲望中的角色 in the new Mike Tinsley film.
哦 你當然足夠漂亮了 Oh, well, you're certainly beautiful enough.
謝謝 Thank you.
聽著 貞德 Look, Jade,
如果你不忙 if you're not busy,
我父親星期天要在莊園 舉行個花園派對 my father's giving a garden party at the estate on Sunday
我希望你能來 and I'd love you to come.
我將很樂意帶你四處看看 I'd be very happy to be your date and show you around.
這個時候英國鄉村是很漂亮的 The English countryside is very lovely this time of the year.
-真不錯 -好 -Sounds fantastic. -Good.
我帶我爸爸來你介意嗎 Do you mind if I bring my father?
你爸爸 Your father?
哦 看 他就在那邊 Oh, look! There he is right now.
啊 Ah.
我在休閑室 我聽說你溺水 I was in the lounge. I heard you drowning.
我喝完茶吃完烤餅就馬上跑過來了 I finished my tea and scones and came immediately.
爸爸 這是彼得·萊曼 Dad, this is Peter Lyman,
他救了我 who was nice enough to rescue me.
爸爸 Dad?
哦 當然啦 孩子 Yes, of course, child!
她不會游泳 這孩子不會游泳 She cannot swim. The girl cannot swim.
就像是鉛塊 她總是沉底 Like a lead weight, she sinks to the bottom all the time.
有點家庭遺傳了 缺少浮力 她的兄弟姐妹都這樣 It's a family trait. Lack of buoyancy, or... Her siblings have it as well.
很高興見到你 是思朋斯先生吧 Yes, well, listen, pleasure to meet you, Mr. Spence, right?
嗯 Yes.
星期天在莊園里見 Yes, and I'll see you on Sunday at the estate.
星期天 去做什么 不會是打狐貍吧 Oh, great. Sunday? What's Sunday? Not a fox hunt?
不是啦 爸爸 回頭再給你解釋 No. No, Dad. I'll explain it to you later.
我會把所有信息留在桌子上 好吧 Listen, I'll leave all the information at the desk, all right?
來吧 孩子 Hey, come, child.
你算是哪種傻瓜 "不會是打狐貍吧" What kind of idiot are you? Not a fox hunt?
我喜歡用這些人的術語和他們說話 I'd like to talk to these people in their own terms.
哦 謝謝你告訴他我是你爸爸 And, oh, thanks for telling him I'm your father.
哦 順便說下 他認為我叫貞德·思朋斯 Oh, incidentally, he thinks my name is Jade Spence,
所以你就是思朋斯先生 so that makes you Mr. Spence.
等等 這太騙人了 我不想繼續下去了 Wait a minute, l... This is too tricky. I don't want to go ahead with this.
為什么 你是怎么了 Why? What's wrong with you?
你這輩子都在騙人 你是魔術師 Your whole life is deception. You're a magician.
我是魔術師 而且我只想當魔術師 Yes, I'm a magician and I want to stay a magician.
我想喝杯可樂 Can I have a Coke please?
我不想因為跟蹤騷擾別人 I don't want to get sued or deported
惹上官司 被驅逐出境或者被逮捕 or arrested for stalking somebody.
你要對付的是個大人物 This is a big guy you're dealing with.
這是個大新聞 不是鬧著玩 這是喬·斯特勞博說的 This is a big story, no kidding. That's what Joe Strombel said.
他就是因為這個才回來的 這是他最后的獨家新聞 That's why he returned, you know. This is his last big scoop.
我管他喬·斯特勞博呢 Hey. What do I care about Joe Strombel?
突然間我見要聽從一個鬼魂的 Suddenly I'm taking direction from a hunk of ectoplasm?
這是我事業上的大事 This could be very big for my career.
你的事業很不錯 你在"先鋒"學校 管它什么學校呢 Your career's fine. You're on the college Bugle, or whatever it is.
你還有好多年能做獨家新聞呢 You got years for scoops.
你知道嗎 你算了吧 You know what? Forget you, all right.
我自己干 不需要你 玩你的撲克牌把戲去吧 I'll do this on my own. I don't need you. Go back to your card tricks.
我沒說我不幫你 I didn't say I wouldn't help you.
我只是...這事要恰當的辦 You know, I just... It has to be done properly.
我們得集思廣益 You know, we gotta put our heads together.
如果那樣 你只會聽到沒用的噪音 If we put our heads together, you'll hear a hollow noise.
看看這地方 只缺條護城河了 Look at this place. All it's missing is a moat.
哦 嘿 我能習慣這個 Ooh! Hey, I could get used to this.
看看這個 Look at this.
他來了 記住 我叫貞德·思朋斯 Oh, there he is. Remember, Jade Spence.
貞德...什么來著 Jade... Jade, who?
-啊 -你們來啦 -Ah. -There you are.
-你好啊 -你好啊 歡迎 思朋斯先生 貞德 -Hello. -How are you? Welcome, Mr. Spence and Jade.
思朋斯先生 Mr. Spence.
-您看上去好極了 -謝謝 這很漂亮 -You look stunning. Stunning. -Oh, thank you. It's beautiful here.
謝謝 謝謝 Thank you. Thank you. Yes.
這座莊園我家擁有400年了 It's been in the family for years. About 400 years.
對我來說有點乏味 但... It's a little stuffy for my taste, but... Oh.
她說"這只缺護城河了" She said, "All that's missing is a moat."
-對 -我喜歡 我喜歡護城河 -Right. -I love that. I love the moat line.
"這只缺護城河了" 太好了 "All that's missing is a moat." Beautiful.
啊 這是我父親 Ah, this is my father.
我父親 斯蒂芬·萊曼 這是我的美國朋友 Father, Stephen Lyman, this is... These are my friends from America
-我和你說過的 -哦 萊曼勛爵 -I was telling you about. -Oh, Lord Lyman.
貞德·思朋斯 還有思朋斯先生 Jade Spence, Mr. Spence.
-你好 -你好 -How are you? -Hello.
-屈膝禮...屈膝禮...-我從沒見過勛爵 -Curtsey, curtsey, curtsey. -I've never met a Lord before.
真激動啊 How exciting!
不 有位伯爵我們見過... No, but there was that Earl that we... There was that Earl.
我衷心希望你們能玩得愉快 I do hope you're enjoying yourself.
彼得 何不帶他們四處走走 Peter, why don't you show them around?
當然 要走走嗎 Absolutely. Would you like that?
哦 很好啊 Oh, it... Charmed, I'm sure.
我們是不是該先吃點東西 Should we hit the buffet table first though?
-不 爸爸 -因為那些吃的看著不錯 -No, Dad. -Because the stuff looks great.
還記得嗎 我們要四處看看的 Remember, we wanted to look around.
當然 當然 聽女兒的 Yes, of course, of course, blessed offspring.
我們何不喝點什么 然后從里面開始呢 Why don't we get a drink and then we'll start inside?
-哦 好啊 -來 -Oh, okay. -Come.
我喜歡這間屋子 我們晚上經常待在這 Yes, I love this room here. We often spend evenings in here.
英國的鄉村 The English countryside!
很雅致 而且樸素 我喜歡 It's elegant, yet understated. I like that.
你一定花了不少功夫在這房間吧 You've done wonders with the place.
讓我想起了特洛羅普 It brings to mind Trollope.
哦 你也喜歡讀特洛羅普的書 Oh, do you enjoy reading Trollope, too?
不不 不是那個作家 我說的是我認識的一個女孩 No, no, not the author. This was a girl I knew.
我們上樓看看風景吧 Well, come. Let's go upstairs and have a look at the view.
哦 Oh.
不要再犯傻了好不好 你到底怎么了 Would you quit fooling around! What's wrong with you?
我在發掘線索 記住事情 我在對他施魔法 Try to pick up clues, try to remember things. I'm charming him.
我在記 我有個記憶系統 I remember. I got a mnemonic system that I use.
-我利用圖像 這是個竅門 -嗯嗯 是的 -I use images, it's a trick. -Uh-huh, yeah.
比如我要記住這個煙灰缸 Say I want to remember this ashtray.
我就想成50個煙灰缸 I think of, like, 50 ashtrays dancing
在荒島上跳草裙舞 on a desert island in hula skirts or something
然后我就記住了 隨時能想起來 and then I remember. I can call it to mind whenever l...
你要去哪 Where are you going?
這是畫室之一 This is one of the drawing rooms.
喔 真漂亮啊 是不是 Wow, this is really beautiful, isn't it?
哦 這是...我的曾祖父 Oh, here we have... This is my great-grandfather.
這是祖父 還有他的妻子 海登女士 There's grandfather and his wife, Lady Hayden.
讓我想起了圖書館的希拉里阿姨的畫像 Reminds me of the portrait of Aunt Hillary in the library, no?
勇敢的女人 希拉里 婦女參政權論者 死于白喉 Game woman, Hillary. Suffragette, I believe. Yeah. Diphtheria took her.
也許是榆樹病 Or perhaps it was elm blight.
好啦 爸爸 Come on, Dad.
哦 這可真漂亮 Oh, this is just beautiful. Wow.
嗯 我喜歡這湖 你們會釣魚嗎 Yes. I love the lake. Do either of you fish?
-不 從來沒釣過 -我來教教你 -No, no, never have. -Oh, I'll have to teach you.
我釣到過大馬哈魚 I've taken some salmon, you know. Organic.
我也是 我有時飛魚 但... Yes, me, too. I fly fish a little. But...
貞德 你喜歡音樂會嗎 So, Jade, do you enjoy concerts?
我可是個交響音樂會愛好者 I'm very big on the Philharmonic.
實際上 我們在贊助 We sponsor, in fact.
我以前拉小提琴 拉得很不好 I used to play the violin, very, very badly.
但我收藏了不少樂器 But I have a number of... Well, actually quite a large musical collection.
你們有誰彈奏樂器嗎 Do you play an instrument, either of you?
因為我們收藏了很多音樂 Because we have these lovely music gatherings.
是的 我彈奏... I do. Yes, I play the...
各種古典音樂 諾維·考沃還有莎士比亞... Various classics, you know, Noel Coward and Shakespeare and...
嗯 她小時候 我們給她上過鋼琴課 Right. We gave her piano lessons when she was a little girl,
但她的手指太短粗了 所以... but her fingers were just too stubby. So...
你呢 思朋斯先生 Yes, what about you, Mr. Spence?
我吹口琴 Well, I play the blues harp.
是小的金屬做的樂器 你放進嘴里 It's a little metal thing you put in your mouth
-發出像撥弦的聲音 很好聽 -嗯 and makes a twanging sound. Very musical. Yes, yes.
以前叫猶太人口琴 你知道那些人什么樣 Used to be called the Jew's harp, but you know how those people are.
有點反猶太主義 他們寫信抗議 The slightest hint of anti-Semitism and they write letters.
我想你教教我釣魚 I would love it if you could teach me how to fly fish. That would be great.
我很愿意 Oh, it would be my pleasure.
我要你仔細看好了 仔細看好 Okay, I want you to watch me very closely. Pay very strict attention here.
現在我要你抽一張牌 Now I want you to take a card.
隨便哪一張都行 明白嗎 Take any card you like. You got it?
-抽吧 甜心 好了 -嗯 -Go ahead, sweetheart. Take it. You got it? -Mmm-hmm.
把牌放進你的手提袋 Now put it in your pocketbook. Put the card...
她要把牌放進手提袋里 She's gonna put the card in her pocketbook.
現在告訴大家那張牌是什么 You got it? All right, now tell everybody what the card was.
-是紅心6 -紅心6 -It was the six of hearts. -Six of hearts.
我能問個問題嗎 Can I ask you a question?
是這張紅心6嗎 Was it this six of hearts?
但我剛剛放進包里啊 But I just put that in my bag.
看看你的牌 Well, check your card. Check your card.
太神奇了 It's amazing!
謝謝你的配合 克萊爾 You're a wonderful sport, Claire.
真誠地感謝你 上帝保佑你 I mean that sincerely. God bless you.
你是非常可愛的女人 大家是非常偉大的團體 You're a very sweet woman, and this has been a great group.
我是發自內心說這些話的 From the bottom of my heart, I say this with all due respect.
你很棒 你是人類的驕傲 You're a wonderful... A credit to your race
大家是個優秀的團體 and a magnificent group of people.
我想知道這些籬笆是誰修剪的 You know, I must find out who does the hedges here.
在我家 我用灌木修剪的鹿 Back home, my topiary moose
鹿角有點破損了 is starting to look a little shabby around the antlers.
你是干什么的 思朋斯先生 What do you do, Mr. Spence?
我 我搞房地產 Me? I'm in real estate.
抱歉 是石油生意 I'm sorry, I'm in oil! I'm in oil.
以前搞房地產 I was in real estate,
但現在土地很難獲得了 尤其是野外的 but, you know, land is so difficult to come by now, especially outdoors.
這是個問題 It's become a problem.
順便說下 我接受您的邀請 Incidentally, I accept your invitation.
這周末我會來打撲克的 I will play poker this weekend.
既然我已經見識過你的身手 我們能相信你嗎 Now that I've seen how good you are at cards, can we trust you?
說說你自己吧 彼得 這對我太新鮮了 Tell me about yourself, Peter. This is all so new to me.
你想知道什么呢 Well, what would you like to know?
不知道 隨便說說吧 Well, I don't know. Anything you'd care to reveal.
比如你的愿望啦 你的夢想啦 You know, your hopes, your dreams.
我生在貴族家庭 你肯定看得出來 Well, I come from a privileged family, as I'm sure you can tell.
進入政界是板上釘釘的了 It was always decided one day I would enter politics.
我喜歡馬球 我有好幾匹賽馬 My hobbies are polo and... Oh, I own some racehorses.
-嗯 -這樣開始怎么樣 -Hmm. -So, how's that for a start?
你的希望和夢想是什么 And what are your hopes and dreams?
我喜歡跳舞 參觀博物館 I like to dance and visit museums
-我還會做中國菜 -啊 -and, oh, I can cook Chinese food. -Ah.
如果你知道好的中國餐館... If you know any good Chinese restaurants...
我最近對新世紀現象比較感興趣 Oh, I've gotten very interested in New Age phenomena recently.
比如什么 Like what?
神秘的事情 You know, mystical things like
-比如占星術 水晶 還有塔羅牌 -嗯 -astrology and crystals and Tarot. -Mmm-hmm.
你了解占卜的塔羅牌嗎 Do you know anything about Tarot cards?
不太了解 我更相信科學 Not really. I'm more scientific-minded.
我發現... I find that if...
你在看什么 What are you staring at?
嗯 哦 Hmm? Oh.
你牙齒上的琺瑯質很好看 You have wonderful enamel.
謝謝 謝謝 Thank you. Thank you.
我想哪天晚上請你跳舞 我跳得不錯 You know, I'd love to take you dancing one night. I'm a good dancer.
很好啊 那會很棒 Oh, I would love that. That would be great.
我能坦白一件事嗎 Can I confess something?
當然 Sure.
我喜歡上美國口音了 I just love an American accent,
我發現你說的話很有趣 and I find much of what you say very amusing.
哦 Oh.
我就把這話當成贊美了 I'll take that as a compliment.
既然你喜歡中國菜 And since you like Chinese food,
我讓我的新秘書 I'm gonna have my new secretary
給你一份城里高級中餐廳的名單 send you a list of the great ones in town.
-你有新秘書 -哦 是的 -Oh, you have a new secretary? -Oh, yes.
我雇了一個新的 Yes, I'm breaking in someone new.
以前的秘書死了 她還很年輕 死于急性血栓 My previous secretary died, a young woman, just very suddenly of a blood clot.
真可怕 It was awful.
他們驗尸了嗎 Did they do an autopsy?
我們干嗎說這個可怕的事情 How did we get on to this morbid subject?
你從沒見過真正的英國花園吧 So, you've never seen a real English garden before?
來 我有一些寶貝 Come. I have a couple of treasures.
-我說一件事不會冒犯你吧 -不會吧 -Would I offend you if I told you something? -Probably not.
你很...你和我以前見過的女人很不同 You're very... Very different from the women I usually meet.
嗯 Hmm.
是好事 That's a good thing.
我沒法從腦海里抹掉你穿泳裝的樣子 Well, I just can't seem to get the vision of you in your swimsuit out of my mind.
很高興你喜歡 Oh, I'm glad you liked it.
被記下了 It was marked down.
這就是我的意思 See, that... Now that's exactly what I mean.
你有直接和放松的一面 You just have this very direct and informal way about you.
-你照顧你父親 -嗯 對 -It's... You take after your father. -Mmm-hmm. Great.
你外表很迷人 And you have a very sensual quality.
我肯定別人對你說過這些 It's... But I'm sure you've been told that.
喔 你進行得太快了 Wow. You work really fast.
天啊 我是不是太冒犯了 我不會這樣了 Oh, God. Am l overbearingly aggressive? I'll stop.
不 不要 Oh, no, don't!
你剛才是熱身 You just were getting warmed up.
你是不是天生浪漫 Are you romantic by nature?
我不會說"你是否相信一見鐘情 " I mean, I won't say, "Do you believe in love at first sight?"
因為那是陳詞濫調 但是... because that's a cliché but...
你有沒有經歷過 Have you ever had an experience
一下子記起什么的感覺 where a bell goes off just right away?
抱歉 我需要這個 Sorry. I need those.
我不戴隱形眼鏡 You see, I can't wear contacts.
因為我不喜歡把手指放在眼球上面 I don't like to put my finger on my eyeball.
再見 我們回頭還要一起喝茶吃點心 Well, goodbye. We must meet for tea and crumpets again.
一定 We really must.
再見 Ta-ta!
你如果還沒閉上嘴我可能就掐死你了 I could have strangled you if you didn't shut up!
還有別再說我是你生的 And stop telling people I sprang from your loins.
我在鞏固我是你爸爸這個事實 I'm trying to cement the fact that I'm your father!
這家伙真好 很難想象他會做壞事 That guy was so fantastic. I can't imagine he'd do anything bad.
這家伙不是連環殺手 相信我 This guy is not a serial killer, believe me.
他殺死一個人我都會感到很奇怪 I'd be very surprised if he even killed one person.
他邀請我下周跳舞 He asked me to go dancing next week.
步步深入真是個完美的策略 That's a perfect strategy! You worm your way in like a rodent or a roach
一旦發現蛛絲馬跡 and as the crumbs fall off the table,
-你收集起來然后我們分析 哈 -謝謝 非常感謝 -you collect them and we analyze them. Aha! Voilà! -Thanks. Thanks a lot.
看看這個 看我得到了什么 "貝蒂·G" Look at this. Look at this. Look what I got. "Betty G."
-嗯 -這是什么 -Yeah. -What is this?
這是涂鴉 他隨便畫的 It's a doodle. He doodled it!
你怎么知道是他畫的 How do you know he doodled it? How do you know this is his?
你什么意思 What do you mean, how do I know it's his?
我從他旅行包里偷出來的 I stole it out of his overnight bag.
你到底是怎么了 西德尼 What the hell is wrong with you, Sidney?
-這是個線索 -這不是線索 -It's a clue! -It's not a clue.
-我們奇缺線索 -這不是線索 -We're hard up for clues. -It's not a clue.
這能說明什么 有可能是他阿姨 可能是旅游代理 What does it mean? It could be his aunt, it could be his travel agent.
-我吃飯晚了 你要進來吃點什么嗎 -不了 -I'm late for dinner. You want to come in and eat something? -No.
不了 謝謝 No, thank you.
坐在那吧 Take a seat right over there.
好吧 Okay.
彼得打電話說他晚點來 讓我們先開始 Peter called. He's going to be late. He said to start without him.
那我們就開始吧 我們就是來打牌的 Oh, well, come on then, let's play. That's what we're here for.
好 Okay.
快點 小矮人 Come on, short, little guy.
你不跟了 是這樣嗎 You're out? This is it?
還有人跟嗎 Anybody else?
你還跟 You're still in?
很對不起 我辦公室有事 So sorry, old chaps. I was completely bogged down at the office.
沒什么 Okay.
好 誰贏了 All right, who's winning?
思朋斯先生可是個好手 彼得 Mr. Spence is a good poker player, Peter.
我也許知道 Yes, I might have known.
我第一個魯賓的東西 就是用打牌贏的錢買的 Actually, I bought my first Reuben's with poker winnings.
你買過魯賓斯的畫 You bought a Rubens painting?
不是畫 是三明治 Not a painting. A sandwich.
我想喝點東西 I could use a drink.
他問我是否相信一見鐘情 He asked me if I believed in love at first sight.
真甜蜜啊 真天真啊 How sweet is that? So naive.
我希望你回答的是 Well, I hope you told him yes.
我告訴他我們沒有共同點 I told him we had nothing in common.
我們的背景完全不同 We come from completely different backgrounds.
我想他喜歡這樣 I think he likes that or something.
但是關于他的新聞怎么辦 寫什么呢 But what about the story you're writing on him? What is that all about?
桑德拉 Sondra?
"瑪麗·湯普森 黑色短發女人 "Mary Thompson, a short-haired brunette,
昨晚9:30在凡爾柯博地區被掐死" "was strangled at Falconberg Place last night at 9:30."
"在這個黑色短發妓女尸體旁邊 "Next to the body of the short-haired brunette prostitute,
有塔羅牌中劊子手那張牌" "was the hangman card from the Tarot deck."
彼得昨晚去打牌時候是幾點 Hey, what time did you say Peter arrived at the poker game last night?
如果你問我他是否有足夠的時間 If you're asking me, did he have time to strangle somebody
掐死一個人之后再去打牌 答案是肯定的 and make the card game, yes, he had plenty of time.
我不能混進我的感情 I got to let my feelings subside
我要深究這個案子 and probe deeper into this case.
那說明什么 What does that mean?
那說明我們知道他的家庭住址 Well, it means that we know where his family lives,
知道他的交際圈 we know his social circle,
但我們不知道他房間什么樣子 我要去看一看 but we don't know what his house looks like. I want to get a look at that.
我們到了 Here we are.
-喔 真漂亮 -謝謝 是的 -Wow. This is really nice. -Thank you. Yes.
你有很多娛樂活動嗎 Do you do a lot of entertaining?
很不好意思地說 是的 I'm embarrassed to say that I do.
你一定以為我是空虛的社會名流 只關心政治 You must think I'm an empty socialite. Much of it's political.
不 我覺得你很會社交 Oh, no. I think you're swell.
這畫真漂亮 That's a lovely painting.
我從我的藝術史課本上認出來的 Oh, I recognize that from my art history books.
真的 對 雕塑家亨利·摩爾 Oh, really? Yes. Henry Moore.
實際上 這是他送給我父親的禮物 In fact, it was a present from Henry Moore to my father.
很漂亮 是古羅馬的還是古希臘的 Oh, it's very beautiful. Is it Roman, or Greek, or something like that?
古羅馬的 公元2世紀 It's Roman, in fact. Second century A.D.
你的品味不錯 You have good taste.
我想你會喜歡樓下的收藏的 I think you'll like what's downstairs.
-真正的寶藏 來吧 -哦 -The real treasures. Come. -Oh.
我們到了 Here we are.
哦 Oh.
這是我所有的樂器 這房間是"氣候控制"的 These are all of my instruments. The room is climate controlled, it's
以便保護這些美麗的樂器 to protect all these beautiful pieces.
-真棒啊 -謝謝 -It's fantastic. Thank you. -Thank you.
我父親收集了很多年 Yes, my family's been collecting it for years.
這是瓜奈里家族出的 This is a Guarneri.
這是斯特拉迪瓦里家的 你也許聽說過 And a Stradivarius. You may have heard of them.
-你彈奏這些小提琴 -哦 我 天啊 不不 -Oh, you play these violins? -Oh, me? God, no. No, no.
但我們把它們借出去 需要有人用它們演奏 But we lend them out. They need to be played.
這些古老的樂器 很浪漫 All these old instruments, it's very romantic.
-我帶你上樓吧 -好吧 -Shall I show you upstairs? -Okay.
你叫什么名字 甜心 告訴我你的名字 What's your name, sweetheart? Tell me your name.
我叫溫迪·畢米希 I'm Wendy Beamish.
溫迪 鼓勵一下溫迪 Wendy... Let's hear it for Wendy Beamish.
好極了 我喜歡你 溫迪 真的 Fantastic. I love you, Wendy. I really do.
-這是你第一次上舞臺嗎 -是的 Is it your first time on stage? Yes. Yes.
我從心底喜歡這個女人 I love this woman from the bottom of my heart. I mean that sincerely.
你是了不起的女人 我這樣說是發自內心的 You're an incredible woman and I say that with all due respect, Wendy.
-溫迪 你以前被"消失"過嗎 -不 沒有 -Wendy, have you ever been dematerialized before? -No, I haven't.
-你的分子有沒有分解過 -不不 沒有 -Ever had your molecules broken up? -No, no, I've haven't.
她有點緊張 不要緊張 甜心 She's nervous. Don't be nervous, sweetheart.
不會疼的 This is not gonna hurt much.
進入盒子里吧 進入物質消失機 Get into the box. Get into the dematerializer.
-在里面嗎 舒服嗎 -我很好 -Are you in there? You comfortable? -I'm fine.
好的 好的 保持冷靜 Okay, okay, stay calm. Stay calm.
聽得見我嗎 溫迪 有沒有覺得分子在蒸發 Can you hear me, Wendy? You feel the molecules evaporating?
讓我聽見你的聲音 親愛的 Let me hear from you, honey!
-記住這些號碼 16 21 12 -什么 Remember these numbers. 16, 21, 12. What?
16 21 12 16, 21, 12.
16 16匹藍馬 Sixteen, 16 blue horses.
21架噴氣飛機 Twenty-one jet planes.
12個小矮人 12個旋轉的小矮人 And 12 midgets. 12 spinning midgets.
和我想象的一樣 That was as great as I imagined it would be.
你很美 You look beautiful.
而且有思想 And pensive.
不 不是有思想 No, not pensive.
只是迷惑 Just confused.
女人做愛后總是很復雜 Women after lovemaking, it's always so complicated.
-我喜歡你的須后水 什么牌子 -雅德莉牌 -Hey, I love your aftershave. What is it? -It's Yardley.
我從16歲開始用 從沒換過 我可很常情 I first used it when I was 16 and never changed. I'm a very loyal soul.
過來 非要戴上不可嗎 Come here. Do you have to put them on?
很性感 天啊 什么讓你聞起來這么香 Well, they're quite sexy. God, what makes you smell so sweet?
哦 你喜歡 Oh, you like it?
只是一點香味 Just some fragrance.
好啦 Right.
-你要去哪 -我有個主意 -Where are you going? -I have an idea.
我想現在是用香檳慶祝的時候了 I think it's time to celebrate with some champagne.
我要你留下來 我去做個炒蛋 I want you to stay. I make a mean scrambled egg.
待在這 Stay.
那是我母親 That's my mother.
哦 她很迷人 Oh, she's very attractive.
她很美麗 但是很難相處 Yes, she was very beautiful, but quite difficult.
難相處 怎么 Difficult? How?
不忠 Unfaithful.
你今晚能留下來嗎 沒什么能讓我更高興了 留下來吧 Say, can you please stay? Nothing would please me more. Come on.
-真的不行 -哦 為什么 -I really can't. -Oh, why not?
我爸爸 他不太舒服 My father. He's feeling not that great.
-不嚴重吧 -不不 沒什么 -Nothing serious? -No, no, nothing.
牙齒問題 Just a tooth problem.
下面第七顆牙太敏感 You know, a little sensitivity in lower seven.
我真的要走了 I really should go.
讓我接著講這個故事 Oh. So, let me get back to the story.
我在臺上 變那個物質消失的戲法 I'm on stage. I'm doing the dematerializer trick
臺上的是從曼徹斯特來的小妞 with this chick from Manchester.
我不知道他們從哪找來這些人 I don't know where they get these people,
但她看著就像印第安首領坐牛 but she looked like Sitting Bull.
我把她放進去 讓她消失 And I got her in the thing, and I vanish her
這些都是按計劃進行的 她不見了 and everything goes according to plan exactly and she's gone.
-突然 斯特勞博出現了 -什么 -And suddenly, Strombel appears. -What?
是的 斯特勞博出來了 觀眾看到后報以熱烈的掌聲 Yes, Strombel's in there! I got a tremendous hand from the audience.
我希望每晚都能這樣表演一次 I wish I could do it every night!
他說什么 What did he say?
他給我一串保險箱密碼 He gave me the combination to a safe.
什么保險箱 我也不知道 What safe, I have no idea.
我沒看到任何保險箱 I didn't see any safe.
除了可能性的懷孕 你還做成過別的什么事嗎 Well, did you accomplish anything besides maybe a possible pregnancy?
我告訴你我看見了什么 I'll tell you what I did see.
他的母親 埃莉諾女士 就是留著黑色短發 His mother, Lady Eleanor, has short-cut, brunette hair.
是的 但不是妓女吧 Yeah, but not a hooker?
不 她不是 No, Sidney, she's not a hooker!
我不相信 她應該很忠誠 I hardly think so. She's practically royalty.
天啊 你有時真讓我吃驚 你的大腦 Christ, you amaze me sometimes. Your brain!
別這樣 你越來越心煩 Back off. You know, you're getting so upset.
我只是試圖理出頭緒 I'm just trying to figure out the various ramifications.
我不喜歡這整件事 I just don't like this whole thing!
我覺得惡心 很可怕 I feel disgusting, all right, it's awful.
我不喜歡這整個過程 I don't like the whole process.
嗯 你想認為他是清白的 Yeah, you want to think he's innocent.
那有什么不好的 What's so bad about that, huh?
天啊 這家伙肯定迷住你了 Jesus, this guy must be some lover, you know.
我是說 突然間你打算放棄整個新聞 I mean, all of a sudden you're ready to dump the whole story.
我必須弄清楚他早餐吃什么麥片 I must find out what breakfast cereal he eats.
我在說什么 他有一扇有密碼的門 What am I talking about? There's a combination on the door
那里他存放著他珍貴的樂器 where he keeps his precious musical instruments.
好 那是有密碼的 Okay, so there is a combination!
我需要進到那房間里去 I just got to get in that room.
你有密碼嗎 Do you have the combination?
我們不能闖進去的 如果這就是你所想的 We're not gonna break into his room if that's what you're thinking.
-你有密碼 我要進去 -不不 -You gotta have the com... I got to get in there. -No, no.
不 我們不能這樣做 那樣是犯法的 No, no, we're not going to do this because it's not legal... You...
桑德拉 你到底怎么回事 Sondra, what's wrong with you?
這家伙是勛爵的兒子 This guy is the son of a Lord!
他們會把我們帶到倫敦塔上斬首的 They'll take us to the Tower of London and behead us!
-嗨 -你猜怎樣 -Hi. -Guess what?
-怎么 -彼得·萊曼給你送花來了 -What? -Peter Lyman sent you flowers.
我猜你就是貞德·思朋斯吧 I assume your name is Jade Spence?
當然我幫你收下了 Naturally I accepted for you.
是的 我就是貞德·思朋斯 Yeah, I'm Jade Spence.
-進行得怎樣了 -哦 薇薇安... -What is going on? -Oh, Vivian...
哦 Oh,
彼得周六舉行派對 他要我參加 Peter's giving a party on Saturday and he wants me to come.
我...我猜我得去買件禮服了 I... Oh, I guess I'll have to buy a dress.
他肯定是迷上你了 Well, he certainly seems smitten with you.
如果他迷上了誰 肯定是貞德·思朋斯 If he's smitten with anyone, it's Jade Spence.
貞德·思朋斯是誰 Who is Jade Spence?
未來的調查記者 A would-be investigative reporter
她愛上她的調查對象 who's falling in love with the object of her investigation.
當然 沒錯 Of course we did. Absolutely.
上帝保佑你 我給你看件小東西 God bless you, sir. I'm going to show you a little thing.
我要你想一張牌 想這里面的一張 I want you to think of a card. Just think of one of those cards.
隨便哪張都行 想好了嗎 Any one you want. You got it?
好了 現在你想的是黑桃7吧 All right, now, are you happening to be thinking of the seven of spades?
太神奇了 你怎樣做到的 That's amazing! How do you do that?
一點小小的業余愛好而已 Just a little hobby of mine.
你希望我有更多的時間練習 You know, I wish I had more time to practice,
但是 我有油井要管理 所以我從來沒有時間 but, what with my oil wells, you know, I never get around to it.
您的女兒很漂亮 Your daughter's very beautiful.
-您見過我女兒了 -是的 -You met my daughter? -Yes.
我們為她驕傲 Yes, we're very proud of her.
她是個很棒的女孩 克服了自身的殘疾 She's a lovely girl. Overcame a great handicap.
她有學習障礙 Yeah. You know, she was learning disabled.
我和她媽媽帶她看了好多專家 Her mother and I took her to many specialists, you know.
現在她基本上正常了 Now she's practically normal, you know.
她是個可人 She's a charmer.
-上帝保佑你 甜心 你是哪個星座的 -水瓶座的 -God bless you, sweetheart. What is your sign? -I'm an Aquarian.
你是水瓶座 你的信條是什么 You're Aquarian? And what is your persuasion?
-你是說宗教信仰 -對 你的信條 -Do you mean my religion? -Yeah, your persuasion.
我是基督徒 你呢 你也是嗎 I'm a Christian. What are you? Yes, are you?
我生下來是猶太人 Me, I was born into the Hebrew persuasion,
但是長大以后變成了自戀 but, when I got older, I converted to narcissism.
-爸爸 -嗯 -Dad? -Hmm?
我有話要和你說 Dad, I need to talk to you right now.
我還打算給昆西夫人變戲法呢 Oh, I was just about to pull some quarters out of Mrs. Quincy's nose.
就現在 我要和你談談 Right now. I need to talk to you.
-真的 -是的 -Really? -Yep.
抱歉 我... Excuse me. I'll...
去哪 Where?
你能不能別變這些傻瓜戲法 Would you stop doing those nitwit tricks?
你到底怎么了 你應該是個威嚴的商人 What is wrong with you? You're supposed to be a dignified businessman.
我說這是我的個人愛好 富商的愛好 I told them it was a hobby. The hobby of a rich merchant.
所以... You know, so...
抱歉 抱歉 Oh, excuse me. Excuse me.
下樓 打開音樂室的門 我來纏住彼得 Go down the stairs, open the music room door. I'll keep Peter busy.
我過一會下去找你 你帶密碼了嗎 I'll meet you down there in a minute. You brought the combination, right?
沒有 我忘在另一件大衣的口袋里了 No, I left it in my other jacket.
-什么 -是的 而且... -What? -Yes. And...
那我們該怎么辦 你得回家把密碼拿來 So, what are we gonna do? You gotta go home and get it then.
我不能 那件夾克在洗衣店呢 I can't get it because the other jacket's in the cleaners.
-西德尼 -換洗的衣服少就會有這個問題 -Sidney. -This is the problem having a limited wardrobe.
不過不用擔心 But not to worry.
我有自己的記憶法 我什么都能記住 I have a mnemonic system. I remember everything.
你在這啊 思朋斯先生 玩的還盡興嗎 There you are. Mr. Spence, trust you're having a good time?
是的 非常盡興 這讓我想起了我們自己的派對 Yes, a great time! This reminds me of our party.
我們今年在棕櫚海灘搞了個化妝舞會 簡直是太棒了 We threw a masked ball in Palm Beach this year, it was wonderful.
我化妝成小丑 她裝扮成豬小妹 I came as a harlequin. She dressed as Petunia Pig.
-親愛的 我想問你點事 -當然 -Honey, there's something I wanted to ask you about. -Absolutely.
那是面具吧 只是...我愛她 That was a mask, wasn't it? Just... I love her.
等一下 好嗎 Just a minute, okay?
來點喝的嗎 思朋斯先生 Do you need a drink, Mr. Spence?
不了 我很好 謝謝 No, I'm fine, thank you.
是8匹... It's eight
藍色的馬 不對 不對 不對 blue horses. No, no, no.
是10 10個旋轉小矮人 It's 10. Ten spinning midgets.
不對 是12 12架噴氣式飛機 8個...不對 No, it's 12. Twelve jet planes and eight... No.
見到你真高興 好好玩 很高興見到你 Good to see you. Have a nice time. Nice to meet you.
冷靜 別著急 密碼是...是... Calm down, calm down. It was... It was...
密碼是... It was...
8個擠奶的侍女 Eight maids a-milking
還有3只法國母雞 and three French hens.
不 不對 No, no.
16 等一下 21架噴氣式飛機 Sixteen, wait, 20 jet planes,
12個旋轉小矮人 12 spinning midgets.
有了 Eureka!
我一會就回來 我要去趟洗手間 I'll be right back. I'm just gonna use the bathroom.
西德尼 Sidney?
西德尼 是你嗎 Sidney, is that you?
-我被鎖在里面了 -哦 天啊...密碼是多少 -I'm locked in! -Oh, Christ... What's the combination?
我現在一時想不起來了 For some reason, it's gone out of my mind.
你看到思朋斯小姐了嗎 Did you see Miss Spence?
-我見到她下樓了 -在樓下 好的 -I thought I saw her going downstairs. -Downstairs, right.
16匹藍色的馬 It's 16 blue horses.
21架噴氣式飛機 It's 21 jet planes.
12個小矮人 And 12 midgets.
12個旋轉的小矮人 Twelve spinning midgets.
哦 謝天謝地 Oh, thank God!
我以為人們賣掉這房子的時候 I thought I was gonna turn out to be one of those skeletons
才會發現已經變成骷髏的我 小心門 people find when they sell the house. Check the door.
16 21 12 就這幾個數字你都記不住 Sixteen, 21, 12. You couldn't remember that number?
我的記憶法太叫我失望了 你想叫我怎么說 My mnemonic system failed me. What do you want me to say?
我們究竟要在這里找什么 這些都... Now exactly what are we looking for in here? This is all...
我也不太清楚 I'm not really sure.
你不清楚 You're not sure?
小心點 別打碎東西 Well, you know, don't break anything.
天曉得 我們會被抓住的 By God, we'll get caught and God knows.
嘿 你還記得有個黃色笑話嗎 Hey, you know the old dirty joke
講的是法國圓號演奏者 怎么和他老婆睡覺的故事 about how the French horn player sleeps with his wife at night?
西德尼 把那個放下 Sidney, put that thing down!
失陪一下 Will you excuse me?
這里除了樂器什么都沒有 There's nothing but musical instruments in here.
我告訴你我們這么做是徒勞的 相信我 I'm telling you, we're on a wild goose chase. Believe me.
-貞德 -怎么了 -Jade? -What's the matter?
你聽到了嗎 Did you hear that?
好像是聽到什么了 I thought I heard something.
哦 快點 我們快離開這 Oh, come on, come on. Let's get out of here.
現在差的就是被抓了 All we need is to get caught in here.
貞德 Jade?
啊 你們在這 我一直在找你 Ah, there you are. I was searching for you.
客人們馬上就要走了 The guests will be leaving soon.
是嗎 我只是帶我爸到處參觀一下 他喜歡英式家庭 Yes, well, I was just showing Father around. He loves English homes.
沒錯 你家的酒窖可真是壯觀啊 Yes, I was very impressed with your cellar.
我自己也有個很好的酒窖 I have a wonderful cellar myself.
里面沒有酒 也沒有鼠類 No wine, but it's rodent free.
我們去喝一杯吧 Well, let's get a drink.
來吧 思朋斯先生 我整晚都沒見你喝酒 Please, Mr. Spence, I haven't seen you with a drink all night.
-你今晚留在這里過夜吧 求你了 -什么 -Can you stay the night, please? -What?
-留下來吧 -不 我不能 -Come on. -No, I can't.
-為什么不行 -因為我爸 -Why not? -My father.
別這樣 我叫我司機送他回去 Oh, come on, I'll have my driver take him home.
-不行 -我不能叫你走 你太美了 -No. -I can't let you go. You're too beautiful.
看看你 我不能 Look at you. I can't.
貞德 Jade?
-哦 -貞德 -Oh. -Jade.
貞德 現在是早上4點 Jade, it's 4:00 a.m.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我睡不著 I couldn't sleep,
我想喝點牛奶應該有幫助 so I thought maybe some milk.
嗯 Hmm.
-貞德 能問你點事嗎 -嗯 -Jade, can I ask you something? -Mmm-hmm.
你能不能考慮下夏末不要回家 Would you consider not going home at the end of the summer?
我不明白 你還要什么證據 I don't understand, what more proof do you need?
你打算怎么和警察講 What are you gonna tell the police?
這家伙有一套塔羅牌 這可不犯法 The guy owns a deck of Tarot cards. That's not a crime.
就因為他打牌遲到就有嫌疑嗎 I mean, what, he was late for a poker game?
他肯定會說他有不在場的證據 I'm sure he's smart enough to have an alibi.
我們還有什么證據 他媽媽是黑色短發 What are we left with? His mother has short-cut, brunette hair.
如果我們要揭發這個家伙的話... I mean, look, if we blow the whistle on this guy...
我明白 I know. I understand.
而他又是無辜的 那就沒有新聞了... ...and he's innocent and we can't make the story...
之后他會發現你是個... Then he realizes that you're, you know,
你是個別有用心的騙子 從頭到尾都是在玩弄他 you're a pushy little phony who's been playing him for a sucker
那他就會把你給甩了 我明白 and he dumps you, you know. I get it.
好吧 我想說的是 為了可以指控他 All right. All I'm saying, is that in order to make an accusation,
我們得先找到證據 we gotta have proof.
特別是他是萊曼勛爵的兒子 Especially about Lord Lyman's son.
你不用控告他 You don't make an accusation.
我們可以打匿名電話給警察 We can phone in an anonymous tip.
你知道報上說警察收到過多少古怪電話嗎 You know how many crank tips the papers say the police get?
你打算打匿名電話告發彼得·萊曼 You're gonna phone one in on Peter Lyman!
肯定你還沒說完 警察就把電話掛了 They'll hang up on you mid-sentence.
另外 如果確有其事的話 Besides, if the story's true,
我要做那個最先報道的人 I want to be the one to break it.
你知道喬·斯特勞博說過什么嗎 You know what Joe Strombel said?
他說"第一時間報道新聞 He said, "Get it first,
但是首先要確定新聞的準確性" but first get it right."
生日快樂 Happy birthday.
哇 謝謝你 Wow, thank you.
怎么了 你看上去悶悶不樂 What's up? You look so sullen.
我沒有 我只是... No, I'm not. I just...
生日的時候我總是有點傷感 I get sad around birthdays.
哦 知道了 我能理解 Oh, yes, well, I can understand that,
但是我覺得我們兩個都還年輕 應該盡情享受生日禮物 but I think we're both still young enough to enjoy the gifts.
快 打開看看 Come on, open it.
好的 Okay.
哇 太漂亮了 Oh, wow, it's beautiful.
-你喜歡嗎 -太喜歡了 -You like it? -I love it.
那就好 來 我幫你帶上 Good. Here, allow me.
天啊 Gosh.
你不應該破費的 You shouldn't have.
我想這么做 I wanted to.
-嘿 你哭了 -沒有 我很堅強 不會哭的 -Hey, hey, are you crying? -No, I'm too tough to cry.
哦 Oh.
盡管我傷心的時候我的鼻腔會堵塞 Though my nasal passages do become congested when I'm sad.
哦 別傷心 好嗎 今天是你生日 Oh, don't be sad. It's your birthday. Hmm?
真希望我今晚能和你一起慶祝生日 Oh, I wish I could celebrate with you tonight.
我得出城幾天 I just have to go out of town for a few days.
真的 Really?
是的 我有些生意上的事情需要處理 Yes, I just have some business to take care of.
-我回來后會和你一起慶祝好嗎 -好的 -But we'll celebrate when I get back, all right? -Okay.
謝謝你的禮物 真的是太漂亮了 Thank you so much for the present. It's beautiful.
我帶上它的時候就會想起你的 I'll think about you whenever I wear it.
你沒告訴過我今天是你生日 You didn't tell me it was your birthday!
我要帶你好好的出去吃一頓 I'll take you for a magnificent dinner.
-我們去家高檔餐廳 -真的 -We'll go to a great restaurant. -Really?
你喜歡麥當勞嗎 Do you enjoy the McNuggets thing?
那印度菜怎么樣 你喜歡辛辣食物嗎 What about lndian food? Do you like spicy food?
不 無所謂了 No, no, it's okay.
我沒什么食欲 I don't really have much of an appetite.
等鹽酸對蝦上來的時候你就有食欲了 But you will when they bring out the prawns in hydrochloric acid.
好吃極了 桑德拉 It's fantastic, Sondra.
怎么了 What's the matter?
-怎么了 你在想彼得嗎 -沒有 -What, are you thinking of Peter? -No.
我也不知道 只是... I don't know, it's just...
要是他哪天叫我嫁給他我都不會吃驚的 I wouldn't be surprised if he asked me to marry him one day, you know?
你來自一個正統家庭 You come from an Orthodox family.
你父母會接受一個連環殺手嗎 Would they accept a serial killer?
這禮物可很昂貴啊 That's an expensive present.
-萊曼家族非常富有 -是的 -The Lymans are so wealthy. -Yes.
這禮物太奢侈了 It was almost too extravagant.
我最好也準備一下 我還沒找到我的百萬富翁呢 I'd better get ready. I still haven't found my millionaire yet.
哦 天啊 桑德拉 看你搞得這一團糟 Oh, God, Sondra, what a mess!
現在所有的事情聯系起來開始對他不利 It's starting to add up against him.
一件一件的事情開始聯系起來 Bits and scraps are coming together.
天啊 是你 God, it's you!
我感覺到你愛上他了 所以我又跑回來 I sensed you were falling in love. I escaped again.
那只是巧合 到處都是一些巧合而已 It's just circumstantial junk, you know. A coincidence here and there.
無風不起浪啊 Too much smoke not to be fire.
我肯定你錯過很多次了 Look, I'm sure you've been wrong plenty of times.
這件事上肯定不會錯 Not wrong here.
我相信你現在還沒有 找到足夠的證據指控他 Though I agree you haven't got enough to pull the trigger yet.
如果你還表現的這么不成熟的話 不僅僅是他會逃脫制裁 If you act prematurely, not only does he walk,
你的職業信譽也會受到影響 也許會徹底毀了... your professional credibility is wrecked, sometimes for good.
我知道你希望他是有罪的 Oh, I'm sure you want him to be guilty.
這樣的話 你就可以得到 你的最后一條獨家大新聞 You know, that way you get your last big scoop.
我開始消失了 I'm beginning to fade.
桑德拉 不要就我失望 Sondra, don't let me down!
我希望你永遠都不要再出現 I wish you'd fade for good!
不要再來打擾我的生活 Get out of my life!
我天生不是干這行的 I'm not cut out for this.
我應該靠給別人清洗牙齒而維生的 I should be flossing molars for a living.
面包太...我可以只用面包做頓飯 The bread is... You know, I can make a meal just with the bread.
整個一頓飯 除了面包什么都不用 I can do a whole meal, just nothing but bread.
要是我吃那么多面包的話 我就得比現在還要再胖20磅 If I ate that much bread, I'd be 20 pounds heavier.
看到沒 我從來就不長胖 See, I never gain an ounce,
我焦慮不安的性格就像有氧運動一樣 because, you know, my anxiety acts like aerobics.
所以我總是能得到一些健身鍛煉 So I get the exercise.
西德尼 謝謝你為了我生日 帶我出來吃飯 Thanks for taking me out for my birthday, Sidney.
對我來說 你就像我的女兒一樣 Well, you know, you're the daughter that I never had.
哦 那真是...不 我開玩笑的 Oh, that's so... No, no, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
因為我從來沒打算要孩子 'Cause I never wanted to have kids.
從來沒用 因為你要是有孩子的話 會怎么樣呢 I didn't. Because you have kids, what is it?
你得對他們好 你得撫養他們長大成人 You know, you're nice to them, you bring them up,
你得承受很多痛苦 you suffer,
你得照顧他們 you take care of them
之后他們長大成人 罵你有老年癡呆 and then they grow up and they accuse you of having Alzheimer's.
你會在倫敦生活下去嗎 Could you ever live in London?
我會在倫敦生活下去嗎 不會 Could I live in London? No.
別誤會 我愛倫敦 And I love London. Don't get me wrong, I love London,
但是 你知道 but, you know,
除了語言上的問題外 我受不了在這里開車 apart from the language problem, I can't take the driving.
你知道 是在馬路的另一邊駕駛 我... Because it, you know, it's on the wrong side, and l...
每次我在這里開車 Every time I drive a car here,
我都確信我會死于車禍 I'm convinced I'm going to die in a crash.
西德尼 Sidney!
怎么了 What's the matter?
是彼得 It's Peter.
你告訴我彼得出城了 You said Peter was out of town.
他是那么和我說的 Well, that's what he told me.
快走 Come on.
你說"快走" 什么意思 What do you mean, come on?
我點了對蝦 I ordered prawns.
付帳 好嗎 付帳 Just pay, all right? Just pay.
你什么意思 付帳 我能做的只是... What do you mean, pay? All I do is...
好吧 今天是她的生日 Fine, it's her birthday.
快點 Come on.
也許他還有別的女人 Maybe he's got another woman on the side,
他喜歡你 但是在性方面還是被她所吸引 and he likes you, but he's sexually attracted to her.
謝謝 西德尼 Thanks, Sidney.
為什么他的司機不在 Well, why doesn't he have his chauffeur?
我不知道 不管他要做什么 I don't know, whatever he's doing,
他肯定是不想叫其他人知道 he must want it to be secret.
我告訴你他朝另一個方向走了 Oh, I told you he went the other way!
我們能回家了嗎 Can we go home, please?
開始下雨了 It's starting to rain.
我不敢相信他居然騙了我 I can't believe he lied to me.
可能他不好意思 告訴你他現在正在做的事 Maybe he's doing something that he's ashamed to tell you about.
可能他是那些夜總會的會員 Maybe he belongs to one of those clubs,
或者他喜歡裝扮成女人什么的 or he's a cross-dresser or something.
或者他是跳民族舞蹈的 Or maybe he does folk dancing.
我相信當他告訴我這件事的時候 Oh, I'm sure it's probably something that when he tells me,
我會覺得認為他撒謊真的很愚蠢 I'll just feel foolish for thinking he lied.
肯定是這樣的 這世界并不是每件事都是邪惡的 I'm sure. You know, not everything in this world is sinister.
只是事實上是而已 You know, just practically everything.
印度菜讓我很不舒服 That lndian food made me sick.
你根本就沒怎么碰你的眼鏡蛇沙拉 You hardly touched your cobra salad.
怎么可能會不舒服 How can you be sick?
救命 Help!
一個女人被掐死了 A woman's been strangled!
救命 一個女人被掐死了 快給警察打電話 Help! A woman's been strangled! Help, call the police!
快通知警察 這里發生了謀殺 Somebody call the police! There's been a murder!
樓上有人被謀殺了 WOThere's been a murder upstairs.
救命 WOHelp!
你有電話嗎 快給警察打電話 Have you got a phone? Have you got a phone? Call the police.
會是塔羅牌殺手嗎 他們找到了一張塔羅牌 就是他 Could it be the Tarot Killer? They found a Tarot card. It's him.
簡直難以置信 她住在這棟樓里 I can't believe it! She lives in this building.
又是他 他們找到了塔羅牌 It's him again. They found the Tarot card.
伊麗莎白·吉布森 另一個黑色短發的遇害者 Elizabeth Gibson, another short-haired brunette.
我們本應該早點通知警察的 We should have gone to the police earlier.
是你說的他們不會相信我們 Well, you know... You said that they wouldn't believe us
他們可能不會相信 and they may not.
西德尼 現在是時候把我們的消息 告訴真正的記者了 Sidney, it's about time we show my story to a real newspaperman.
你說"真正的"是什么意思 By real, you mean what?
活著的記者 One that's living.
薇薇安的爸爸有個朋友在"觀察者"工作 Vivian's father has a friend that works at The Observer.
你的故事很生動而且令人震驚 Well, it's very vivid and rather shocking,
你的證據里有不少都只是巧合而已 and there are some genuine circumstantial bits of evidence.
還是讓我給你講講什么是專業新聞 But let me give you a lesson in professional journalism.
根本不可能有報紙會報道這件事 No newspaper should or would ever run this story.
什么 為什么 What? Why?
那只會是有損當事人名譽 而且不負責任的行為 It would be fatally irresponsible and libelous.
你這里只有一些表面上的推測而已 All you have here are a number of titillating speculations.
只有一些浮夸的推理 來詆毀一個公眾人物 Flamboyant theories that tarnish a man, and a well-known figure at that,
哪怕一丁點充實的證據都沒有 without a single shred of substantial proof.
你的證據只有他媽媽是黑色短發 So his mother was a short-haired brunette.
只有他打牌遲到了 So he came late for a poker game
只有他說過要去商務旅行 結果被發現是在撒謊 and said he was going away on a business trip and he got caught lying.
是這樣 但是又有誰會把塔羅牌 Yes, but who keeps a Tarot deck
放在法國圓號下面呢 under a French horn?
擁有塔羅牌 并且隨意放置它 這些都不犯法 It's not against the law to own a Tarot deck, or keep it wherever you like.
你對他的這些指控 在法庭上會 顯得很愚蠢被動的 You'd look pretty foolish in court with your accusations,
而且被告上法庭 也將是你們的最終命運 and that's where you'll wind up.
因為那時除了控告你們和報社之外 他別無選擇 Because he'd have no choice but to sue you and the newspaper,
而且官司他肯定會贏的 and he'd win.
要是我們去報警呢 And to go to the police?
這個我一會會說的 I'll come to that.
先讓我把我這個無聊的專業講座講完 But first let me continue my tedious professorial lecture.
薇薇安的爸爸和我認識很久了 Vivian's dad and l go way back.
他告訴我你是個新聞系學生 He said you were a journalism student.
是的 Hmm.
你提到過你這是你得到的內部消息 You talk about getting a tip.
好的 你不會透漏消息的來源 Okay, you won't disclose your source,
但是你想象的過頭了 but what you have done is let your imagination run wild.
不 不是 No, no.
要是我告訴你我的消息來自于 What if I told you that my source happened
喬·斯特勞博你會怎么想 to be a certain Joe Strombel?
-那個已故的喬·斯特勞博 -是的 -The late Joe Strombel? -Yep.
你是說 他死前把消息 透漏給你這個學生記者 You mean, before he died he gave a student reporter
他自己不去追蹤這個大新聞 a major story and didn't follow it up himself?
我們沒說這消息是他死前告訴我們的 We didn't say it was before he died.
-什么 -不是 是... -What? -No, it...
他死前得到這個消息 He got the story before he died,
但是他還沒來得及追蹤下去就死了 and then he died before he could follow it up.
那他為什么要告訴你呢 他并不知道他要死了啊 Well, why did he give it to you? He didn't know he was dying.
我不會相信的 I don't buy it.
我太了解喬·斯特勞博了 I knew Joe Strombel well.
如果他得到了一條他認為 可靠的消息的話 If he'd had a tip that he considered reliable,
他肯定會親自追蹤下去的 he would certainly have pursued it himself,
即使是在墳墓里他也會這么做的 from the grave, if necessary.
那你怎么看謀殺案那天晚上 What about how Peter was in the neighborhood
彼得在那附近出現這點呢 the night the murder was committed?
我理解作為一個學生記者當發現自己可能 I realize as a student how exciting it must have been
追蹤到什么獨家特大新聞時的激動心情 to think that you were onto something so spectacular.
嘿 她就是在追蹤大新聞 Hey, she is onto something!
這孩子就是個偵探 你看看她 This kid is a bloodhound. Look at her!
這新聞她能賣給城里任何一家小報 She could sell the story to any tabloid in town.
嗯 Hmm.
我已經向你宣揚了什么是 真正客觀的新聞報道 Now that I've preached on the realities of accurate reporting,
我想說的是 I want to tell you how catastrophic for everybody involved
如果你把你調查的這些透漏給小報 it would have been if you had, say, taken
那這件事所涉及到的 每個人的命運都將是悲慘的 the results of your investigation to a tabloid.
今天 警方已經抓獲了塔羅牌連環殺手 Today, the police have apprehended the Tarot Card Serial Killer.
兇手千真萬確不是彼得·萊曼 And it most assuredly is not Peter Lyman.
什么 What?
現在城里的每家報社都在做這個報道 Every paper in town is going to press with it as we speak.
犯案的是一個叫亨利·班克斯的雜物工 It was a handyman named Henry Banks who has confessed.
班克斯是一個妄想狂 Banks is a delusional paranoid who's given Scotland Yard
他向蘇格蘭場提供的信息 只有兇手本人才能知道 information that only the killer could possibly know.
根據他的信息 警察又發現了2具尸體 He's led the police to two additional bodies
他的DNA和指紋都與現場留下的吻合 and his DNA and a fingerprint they found check out.
我知道這事對你的大新聞來說 是個不小的打擊 I know this puts a crimp in your scoop,
但是亨利·班克斯才是 真正的塔羅牌連環殺手 but Henry Banks is the Tarot Card Serial Killer.
不是萊曼勛爵的兒子 Not Lord Lyman's son.
不得不承認我現在真的是很高興 Well, I can't say I'm not walking on air.
哦 天啊 要是我抓到喬·斯特勞博 我一定殺了他 Oh, Jesus, If I ever catch that Joe Strombel, I'll kill him.
希望彼得能原諒我對他做過的一切 I only hope Peter forgives me for what I've done.
原諒你什么 For what?
我對他撒了謊 我不是貞德·思朋斯 I lied to him. I'm not Jade Spence.
我是一個別有企圖 奸詐的 野心勃勃的大學生 I'm a pushy, duplicitous, ambitious college student.
我一次又一次的騙了他 I lied to him, over and over.
親愛的 他也騙了你 所以你們互不相欠 Darling, he lied to you, too, so it's even.
和我做的那些罪大惡極的事相比 他的謊言算不上什么 His lies pale in comparison to the enormity of what I've done.
那就不要告訴他 以貞德·思朋斯的身份嫁給他 So marry him as Jade Spence. Don't tell him.
你不需要再做回桑德拉·波蘭斯基 You know, you don't have to be Sondra Pransky ever again.
就當你的貞德·思朋斯嫁給他好了 Marry him as Jade Spence.
對 但是我可不想 每年父親節的時候還得買禮物給你 Yeah, but I don't want to have to get you a Father's Day gift every year.
我不知道這事該如何啟口 You know, I don't know how to break this to you,
親愛的 你是被收養的 honey, but you were adopted. Okay?
你媽和我 當時我們在孤兒院 Your mother and l, we were at the orphanage,
想收養一個有殘疾的孩子... we wanted a handicapped child, and...
真是難得 整個周末只有我們兩個人 Ah, finally. Just you and I all weekend.
是啊 Yeah.
我覺得你會喜歡這里的 I thought you'd like it here.
-這里很好 -嗯 -It's lovely. -Mmm-hmm.
-彼得 -什么事 -Peter? -Yes.
我得向你坦白些事情 I have a confession to make.
哦 天啊 我也要向你坦白 Oh, God, so do l.
哦 我先來吧 Oh, well, let me go first.
不 還是我先來吧 Actually, no, let me, please,
因為我要說的事已經困擾我整整一天了 because mine's been bothering me all day.
我只想快點把它說出來 I just want to get it off my chest.
當我和你說 我有生意上的事要出去幾天的時候 When I told you I was going away for a few days on business,
我是在騙你 I was lying.
-我知道 -你知道 怎么知道的 -I know. -You know? How?
-哦 我看到你了 -你看到我了 不 -Oh, I saw you. -You saw me? No.
-我當時正在吃飯...-是和你爸爸在一起嗎 -I was at dinner, and... -With your father?
-事實上...-無所謂 這并不重要 真的 -Actually... -Well, anyway, it doesn't matter. Really.
事實是 我父親經營的一個公司 The truth is, that a company my father owns
要和中東的一家公司合并 is about to merge with a company in the Middle East.
這事很敏感 It's a very sensitive situation,
知道的人越少越好 and the less anyone knows about it, the better.
我們只是不希望媒體發現這事 And we just didn't want the press to sniff it out.
盡管這并不能做為我撒謊的借口 I mean, that's no excuse, really.
我只是對這個機密感到抱歉 I'm just very sorry for the extreme secrecy.
不 不 不 沒事的 我很高興你告訴我 No, no, no, it's fine. I'm glad.
這是你個人的秘密信息 我理解 It's your own secret information. That's fine.
這么說 你父親帶你出去吃飯慶祝生日 So your father took you out for a birthday dinner
在那你看到了我 真是無地自容 and you saw me. I mean, how unnerving.
天 我最憎恨的就是欺騙 God, I mean, the thing I hate most in the world is lying.
嗯 Uh-huh.
什么 What?
-彼得...-什么事 貞德 -Peter... -Yes, Jade?
彼得... Peter...
哦 對了 你剛才要和我說什么 Oh, yes. What did you want to tell me?
嗯... Uh...
貞德 你什么都可以和我說... Jade, there's nothing you can tell me that...
我不叫貞德·思朋斯 My name is not Jade Spence.
不叫 It's not?
不 我叫桑德拉·波蘭斯基 No. It's Sondra Pransky.
我爸爸其實不說我的真爸爸 他的名字叫西德尼·沃特曼 And my father is not my father. His name is Sidney Waterman.
他是藝名叫斯朋蘭迪尼的魔術師 He's a magician called Splendini.
我是個新聞專業的學生 I'm a journalism student.
我們得到一個荒唐的錯誤信息 Don't ask me what kind of crazy misinformation we received
以為你就是塔羅牌連環殺手 to believe you might be the Tarot Card Killer.
我那時候并不認識你 記得嗎 I mean, I didn't know you at this time. Remember?
當然 自從我了解你的為人之后 And, of course, as soon as I got to know you,
我就知道那是不可能的 I knew that it couldn't possibly be true.
現在警察已經抓到了真正的兇手 所以一切都會好起來的 And the police have him now, so everything's fine.
當然 我是那么愛你 Of course, along the route I fell for you,
但現在我徹底把這事給搞砸了... and now I totally blew it, and...
是誰告訴你這些的 Who told you this?
哦 是一個新聞記者 他現在已經死了 Oh, a newspaperman. He's now deceased.
非常愚蠢 他太渴望他最后的一個頭條新聞了 Very foolish. He was eager for his last scoop.
哦 對不起 我只是... Oh, I'm so sorry. I just
如果你今后再不想和我說話 我完全能夠理解 totally understand if you never want to speak to me again
-或者你再也不想見我的話...-波蘭斯基小姐 -or if you don't want to see me... -Miss Pransky.
我不僅不生你的氣 而且... Not only am l not angry with you, but you...
-你讓我很高興 -什么 -You've absolutely made my day! -What?
想象一下我是那樣富有想象力 Just suspecting that I could be such an imaginative,
引人注目的殺人魔鬼 我喜歡 dramatic fiend. I love it.
-真的嗎 -是的 -You do? -Yes.
我想這是我這輩子聽到的最有趣 最瘋狂的事情 I think it's one of the funniest, craziest things I've ever heard in my life.
我真是迫不及待想告訴 俱樂部里的那幫家伙 I can't wait to tell the chaps at the club.
彼得 Peter?
是的 親愛的 Yes, darling.
-我得問你點事情 -當然 什么事都可以 -I have to ask you something. -Yes, anything. Absolutely.
為什么你會把那副塔羅牌 藏到你的音樂室呢 Why did you hide that Tarot deck in your music room?
你是怎么知道的 How do you know about that?
我太多疑了 我...太瘋狂了 I was so paranoid. I... It's crazy.
我偷偷溜進去了 But I snuck in.
親愛的 那本來是給你的一個驚喜 Oh, dear, it was going to be a surprise.
是給你買的 那是維多利亞時代的塔羅牌 I bought them for you. They're Victorian Tarot cards.
你告訴過我你對那些東西感興趣 You told me you were into that kind of thing.
-什么 哦...-那是給你的禮物 -What? Oh... -It was gonna be a gift for you.
哦 你真是太...我簡直就像個傻子一樣 Oh, you're so... I feel like such an idiot!
親愛的 不 沒關系 真遺憾 Darling, no, no, no, never mind, never mind. What a shame.
-忘了這些吧 -不... -Let's forget about it. -No...
嗯 我們... Huh? Let's just...
我們已經坦白了自己的罪行 Now that we've confessed our sins,
現在還是繼續我們的生活 好嗎 let's move on with our lives, huh?
-真的 -是的 我想聽聽真正的你的事情 -Really? -Yeah. I want to hear all about the real you.
提前向你保證 我會喜歡聽的 And I assure you in advance, I'll love it.
哦 天啊 Oh, God,
你偷偷溜進了我的音樂室 是嗎 you snuck into my music room, did you?
他躲躲閃閃的原因 So the reason why he was skulking around,
就是因為他家族的生意 was 'cause he had this private family business
那生意非常敏感 which is too delicate to discuss, actually.
對不起 我不相信 Sorry, I don't buy it.
-什么 -那家伙是騙子兼殺人兇手 -What? -The man is a liar and a murderer.
我就是這么認為的 And I say that with all due respect.
-西德尼 -孩子 我知道我在說什么 -Sidney. -Child, I know what I'm talking about.
別那么叫我 好嗎 Don't call me that, all right?
你還記得我們去他家莊園的時候 Do you remember when we were out on the estate,
我發現了一條線索 可你卻認為我瘋了的事嗎 I found a clue, you thought I was nuts?
我那么說你好多回了 我記不起來究竟是什么時候的事了 I thought you were nuts so many times I can't recall the exact one.
你還記得這個嗎 Do you remember this?
你還記得這個小紙條嗎 記得這個線索嗎 Do you remember this little item? This clue?
-是的 貝蒂·G -沒錯 就是貝蒂·G -Yes, Betty G. -Yes, Betty G.
我查過所有被害的女孩 Now, I checked all the girls that were murdered.
我們看到彼得那天被害的那個女孩 The one that was killed the night we saw Peter on the street, was named
她的名字叫伊麗莎白·吉布森 Elizabeth Gibson.
那又怎么樣 So?
很多時候 貝蒂就是伊麗莎白的簡稱 So Betty is short for Elizabeth a lot of times.
別這樣 西德尼 這太夸張了 你現在是在妄下結論 Oh, come on, Sidney. That's a real stretch. You're reaching now.
聽著 想象一下你想打劫什么人 而又不想被抓 Look, supposing you wanted to rub somebody out and not get caught.
沒有人想被抓 西德尼 Nobody wants to get caught, Sidney.
聽著 Look,
他想干掉伊麗莎白·吉布森 he wants to get rid of Elizabeth Gibson.
貝蒂·吉布森 貝蒂·吉布森 Betty Gibson. Betty Gibson.
這里有一系列的兇殺案 So, there's a series of murders
兇手作案的手段很獨特 有塔羅牌 with a guy that's got a real style. A Tarot card.
他們說兇手是個十足的瘋子 They said he was a total maniac.
他買了副塔羅牌 而且把它給藏起來 He buys a Tarot deck and let's say he hides it.
假設 我們姑且這么說 他把牌藏到了一個音樂室里 Hypothetically, he hides it, let's say, in a music room.
-假設他把牌藏到法國圓號下面 -哦 西德尼 -Let's say he hides it in, let's say, a French horn. -Oh, Sidney.
-藏在法國圓號下面 -我沒耐心聽你說這些 -In a French horn! -I'm losing patience with you.
我沒有說所有的謀殺都是這家伙干的 I'm not saying the guy did all the murders.
我只是說他殺了伊麗莎白·吉布森 I'm saying that he just did Elizabeth Gibson,
然后他把一切偽裝成塔羅牌殺手所為 then folded it into the series of the Tarot Killer
這樣的話 他就不會被抓 so he wouldn't get caught.
亨利·班克斯承認了所有的謀殺 Henry Banks confessed to all the murders.
亨利·班克斯瘋了 他神志不清 Henry Banks is deranged! He hallucinates!
天啊 My God.
亨利...你知道那些家伙 被抓后就喜歡瞎吹牛 Henry... And you know those guys like to brag when they get caught.
亨利·班克斯 他... Henry Banks, you know...
你要去哪 Where are you going?
警察會把所有未破的兇殺案都推到亨利·班克斯身上 The cops will dump every unsolved murder on Henry Banks.
他們好些年都抓不到一個兇手 They haven't caught anybody in years.
-彼得連蒼蠅都不忍心傷害 -哦 是嗎 -Peter wouldn't hurt a fly. -Oh, really?
那那些會說話的蒼蠅呢 What about a fly who speaks?
-什么 -是的 -What? -Yes.
為什么彼得要殺一個妓女 Why would Peter kill a prostitute?
因為這威脅到他的聲譽 Because it looks terrible on his resume.
誰知道那家伙過的是 什么樣的骯臟生活呢 Who knows what kind of sordid life this guy has?
你瘋了嗎 你到底是怎么了 Have you completely lost your mind? What is wrong with you?
彼得被一個妓女敲詐 太荒謬了 Peter being blackmailed by a prostitute? It's ridiculous.
你到底葫蘆里賣的是什么藥 What are you putting in your Metamucil?
你知道...你要去哪 You know... Where are you going?
你不明白 那會毀了他的名聲的 You don't understand! It would kill his reputation!
哦 你能不能把水拿出來 Oh, can you bring the water out?
我能說一件事嗎 能就和你說一件事嗎 Can I say one thing? Can I just tell you one thing?
喬·斯特勞博是不會同意你的觀點的 Joe Strombel would not agree with you.
我不想談喬·斯特勞博 好嗎 I don't want to talk about Joe Strombel, all right?
再偉大的記者也有犯錯的時候 Even a great reporter can be wrong.
但是他沒有錯 But he's not wrong.
敲詐 這點我很清楚 Blackmail. I see it all over.
你是個憤世嫉俗的悲觀主義者 You are a cynical crapehanger
你看到的永遠都只是半空的水杯 who always sees the glass half-empty!
你錯了 我看到的是半滿的水杯 No, you're wrong. I see the glass half-full,
而且杯里的水還是有毒的 but of poison.
最后你會把杯里的水喝下去的 And you're gonna wind up drinking it!
你什么都不知道 You don't know anything.
你根本就沒有記者的直覺 知道了嗎 You don't have a reporter's instincts, okay?
你只是會把絲綢手帕變沒 You're some guy who vanishes silk handkerchiefs
把人們的領結剪斷 and cuts people's neckties off.
幫大家一下 接著回去變你的戲法去吧 Do everybody a favor. Go back to your card tricks, all right?
你告訴她了嗎 Did you tell her?
我告訴她了 I did. I told her.
我說的就好像這些都是 我突然間想明白的一樣 And I made it seem as though it all suddenly just came to me.
我知道我是對的 I know I'm right.
她就是不聽我的 她恨我 She just won't listen to me. She hates me.
是的 我... Yeah. I... You know,
我得說 有時候我很擔心那孩子 sometimes, I got to say, I worry about that girl.
我覺得我不會再見到你了 I don't think I'll be seeing you anymore.
如果那真有什么大新聞的話 Well, if there's a scoop to be had here,
她會幫你搞定的 she's going to get it for you.
你不可能一直欺騙死亡 You can only cheat death so many times,
我已經用盡了我知道的一切竅門 and I've used every trick I know.
你要好好照顧她 她是個好孩子 You look after her. She's a decent kid.
查一下他的塔羅牌 看看是不是缺了一張 And check his Tarot deck. See if a card's missing.
我是個記者 I'm a reporter.
我在做關于伊麗莎白·吉布森的報道 I'm doing a story on Elizabeth Gibson,
我知道她死前住在這里 and I know she lived here.
我不認識她 幾乎從沒見過她 她很安靜 I didn't know her. I hardly ever saw her come and go. She was quiet.
好的 All right.
我知道她是靠什么謀生的 I knew what she did for a living.
但是她是否在家接待客人 這點我不清楚 But whether she used to entertain her clients here, or not, I couldn't say.
打擾一下 我是個記者 Oh, excuse me. I'm a reporter.
我在做一篇報道 And I'm doing a story
關于伊麗莎白·吉布森的報道 about Elizabeth Gibson.
如果你對那案子有什么評論 If there's any comments,
或者你知道她什么情況... anything you know about her that l...
-什么報紙 你是哪家報社的 -華盛頓郵報 -What paper? What paper are you from? -The Washington Post.
我可是個很出色的記者... I'm one of the top reporters on the...
你看過"驚天大陰謀"那部電影嗎 Did you see All the President's Men?
我就是里面的那個小個子 I was the short guy.
為什么美國報紙會對這事感興趣 Why is an American paper interested in this?
不 我們很感興趣 我們正在做個大新聞 No, no, we are, we are. We're doing a big story.
我們旅游與休閑版正在大力宣揚 The Travel and Leisure section is doing a big spread
避免這類事件再度發生 on places to avoid like the plague.
我是... And so, I'm...
我不會虧待你的... I'll make it very worth your while, you know and...
好吧 好吧 我認識貝蒂·吉布森 All right, all right, all right. I knew Betty Gibson.
嗯 她很堅強 Mmm-hmm, and she was very tough.
她不應該落下這樣的下場的 But I don't think that she deserved to die.
你剛才說貝蒂·吉布森 Did you say Betty Gibson?
大家都叫她貝蒂 那就是她的名字 Everyone called her Betty. That was her name.
真的 你認識她的客人嗎 Really? And did you know any of her clients at all?
她認識成群的男人 不是嗎 她很性感火爆 I mean, she knew millions of men, didn't she? She was very sexy.
不是你在報上見到的那個樣子 You know. Not that you'd know that from those pictures.
她以前是個非常漂亮的 娃娃臉的金發美人 She used to be a really pretty baby-faced blonde.
那種令男人癡狂的美人 You know, the sort men go nuts for.
金發 但是報上說...報上的那些照片... A blonde? But in the paper... The pictures in the paper...
不 我知道 我知道 Oh, no, I know, I know.
她把頭發剪掉染成黑色絕對是個錯誤 She made the mistake of cutting it off and dyeing it black.
誰知道究竟是為什么 God knows why.
也許是為了取悅她的常客 Maybe it's to please one of her regulars.
她有常客 She had steady clients?
是的 至少有一個 Well, yeah, one for sure.
這些家伙從來不用他們的真實姓名 知道嗎 Look, these guys never use their real names, okay?
但是他們中有一個很富有的小子 她經常見他 But there was this one rich kid that she saw a lot.
他叫彼得 And his name was Peter.
彼得什么 Peter what?
彼得...彼得·耶德烈 彼得·耶德烈 Peter... Peter Yardley. Peter Yardley?
耶德烈 耶德烈 Yardley. Yardley.
-喂 -喂 我是思朋斯先生 -Hello? -Hello, this is Mr. Spence.
西德尼 西德尼·沃特曼·思朋斯 Sid. Sid Waterman Spence.
我是西德尼·沃特曼·思朋斯 你那是哪里 This is Sid Waterman Spence. Where have I called?
哦 你好 西德尼 我是彼得·萊曼 Oh, hello, Sidney. It's Peter Lyman.
桑德拉和我這周末 在我父親的鄉村別墅里 Sondra and l are spending the weekend at my father's country house.
你也應該一起來的 You could have come.
沒什么 她給我這個號碼的 我能和她談談嗎 That's okay. She gave me this number to call. May I speak with her?
好的 等一下 Yes, one second.
嗨 西德尼 Hi, Sidney.
聽著 我這有非常重要的信息 Listen, I got a treasure trove of information here.
我剛才在到處打探消息... I just was snooping with...
關于伊麗莎白·吉布森的消息 On Elizabeth Gibson.
她的名字叫貝蒂 貝蒂 她叫貝蒂 She's called Betty. Betty! She's called Betty.
她有一個常客... And she had some kind of a long relationship...
和一個叫彼得的家伙有很特殊的關系 A special relationship with some young guy, Peter.
當然姓不一樣 但是我確信就是同一個人 The last name doesn't click, but I'm sure it's the same.
你瘋了 This is crazy.
聽著 別再惹麻煩了 西德尼 這案子已經結了 Look, stop making trouble, Sidney. The case is closed.
你聽好 這些事情都聯系起來了 Listen, this thing adds up.
你現在一個人 在和一個非常非常危險人在一起 You're alone up there with a very, very dangerous man.
我說了兩個"非常" That's two verys.
你得馬上回城里來 You got to get back to town right away.
西德尼 如果真的有哪怕那么一丁點 可靠的證據的話 Sidney, if I thought there was a shred of proof,
我是絕對不會 把我個人的感情牽扯進來的 好嗎 I would never let my personal feelings get involved, all right?
現在我瘋狂的愛上了這個人 The truth is, I'm crazy about the guy.
我不能總是被這些焦慮的陰謀理論所困擾 I can't keep obsessing over tantalizing conspiracy theories.
我確信是他殺了她 You know, I'm sure that he killed her
而且把這個案子偽裝成塔羅牌殺手干的 and made it look like a Tarot killing.
你看不到這些完全是因為 你已經被他迷惑住了 You know, you don't see it because you got stars in your eyes.
我沒有...這太荒唐了 我不想再和你談這個了 Look, I don't... This is crazy! I don't want to talk about this anymore.
這事太令我心煩了 好嗎 It's too upsetting for me, all right?
讓我過個愉快的周末吧 Let me have my nice weekend.
我回來后再和你聊 I'll talk to you when I get back.
不要再向我灌輸這些瘋狂的想法了 Stop putting these paranoid thoughts in my head!
-西德尼還好嗎 -是的 是的 -Is Sidney okay? -Yes, yes.
我愛西德尼 我真的愛他 You know, I love Sidney, I really do,
但是 他...他不正常 他瘋了 but he's just... He's got a part missing, you know, he's crazy!
-是嗎 -嗯 -Yes, really? -Mmm-hmm.
比如呢 Like what?
我們一會再談 We'll talk about it later.
-我先去換衣服 好嗎 -嗯 -Let me change, okay? -Mmm-Hmm.
什么事 哦 是你 先生 Yes? Oh, yes, sir.
我女兒現在和萊曼先生在鄉村別墅 Yes. My daughter is in the country with Mr. Lyman.
我一會要開車去那里 And I'm gonna be driving up there later and she asked me
她叫我帶上她的紅色羊絨毛衣 if I could pick up her red cashmere sweater.
她可能落在樓上了 She thinks she left it upstairs.
紅色羊絨毛衣 Red cashmere?
是的 是件紅色毛衣 是那種番茄紅 Yes, it's a red sweater. It's a kind of a red, tomato red,
像消防車的那種紅 紅色 紅色 Iike a fire engine. A red. A rouge.
-我明白 先生 紅色 -是的 是的 -I understand, sir. Red. -Yes, yes.
我去看看能不能找到 I'll see if I can find it.
先生 Sir?
哦 我在看那些弦樂 Oh, I was just checking out the Stradivarius.
我演奏過一些小提琴樂曲 I play a few pieces myself on the violin.
普羅科菲耶夫 巴托克什么的... Prokofiev and Bartok, the Hot Canary...
只有萊曼先生才知道這房間的密碼 But Mr. Lyman is the only person to have the combination to that room.
是的 但是萊曼先生告訴了我 Yes, but he wanted to share it with me because, you know,
以防 以防有什么事情發生 in case something happened,
你也知道 人生難測嘛 you know, life is very capricious.
中風 意外腦血栓 不幸... A stroke, a sudden embolism or lightning... You know l...
親愛的 我愛你 我是真心的 Darling, I love you. I mean that sincerely.
你是個了不起的女人 You're a wonderful woman,
你是個出色的仆人 是人類的榜樣 you're a tremendous servant and a credit to your race.
我是真心的 這些都是我的肺腑之言 And I mean that. From the bottom of my heart I say that to you.
你沒有拿紅毛衣下來 I notice you didn't get the red sweater.
大概她把它落在別的臥室了 She probably left it in another bedroom.
這孩子有點沒條理 You know, she's got a little problem with promiscuity.
但是... But...
那我走了 我會給你打電話的 我們一起吃午餐 So, I'll be going. I'll call you. We'll have lunch.
萊曼先生 思朋斯先生來過這 他去了音樂室 Mr. Lyman, sir, Mr. Spence has been here and he's been into the music room.
什么意思 What do you mean?
整個事情都非常奇怪 A most unusual sequence of events.
思朋斯先生來這 說是要找他女兒的毛衣 Mr. Spence came by looking for his daughter's sweater.
說她叫他來拿的 Said she'd requested it.
之后我所知的就是 他在音樂室 Next thing I knew, he was in the music room.
先生 根據他的舉止 我覺得他喝醉了 Sir, I think he'd been drinking, from his behavior.
是的 沒錯 Yes, yes.
好的 瑪格麗特 謝謝你 再見 Yes. Okay, Margaret, thank you. Goodbye.
一切都還好嗎 Is everything okay?
是的 會好起來的 Yes. Yes, it will be.
和你一起出來真高興 It's so nice to be out here with you, just away
-就這樣遠離塵世...-嗯 -from the rest of the world and... -Hmm.
是的 我經常來這讀書 釣魚 Yes, I often come out here to read and, well, and fish.
這湖里有鮭魚 There's trout in the lake.
你在想什么 What are you thinking about?
-你真的想知道 -是的 -You really want to know? -Yes.
我在想人生是如此的 充滿諷刺 如此悲哀 Just how ironic life is, and tragic.
為什么 Why?
我在游泳池救了你 而和你相識 Well, that I met you by rescuing you from drowning
我發現你是如此的迷人 and found you totally enchanting
但是現在我們繞了一大圈 哎 到頭來你還是要淹死 and now we've come full cycle and, alas, you're going to have to drown.
什么 What?
哦 我想現在西德尼確信 是我殺了貝蒂·吉布森 Oh, I imagine by now Sidney's confirmed that I killed Betty Gibson.
我只能說除此之外我別無他法 I mean, in my own defense, there really was no other way out.
開始我對她隱瞞了我的身份 At first I managed to hide my identity from her,
但是這些年我見了她太多面 but I saw her too many times over the years
她后來知道了我的身份 而且... and she learned who I was, and...
后來變成了不斷的索取金錢 Well, it became a constant demand for money
我不能任其發展 是不是 and I just could not let that go on, could l?
我的整個人生和事業 I mean, my whole life and career
將完全任由她的心情而支配 would be just hostage to her moods at all times.
所以 我研究了塔羅牌案件 So, I studied the Tarot case,
我安排了我的計劃 剩下的你應該都知道了 I rehearsed my plan, and, well, you know the rest.
你要是敢對我怎么樣的話 西德尼會發現的 If you do something to me, Sidney's gonna find out!
他會再告訴別人的 He'll tell someone.
不 不會 你會死于劃船意外 No, no, no. You see, you will go in a boating accident,
今晚晚些時候就輪到西德尼了 and Sidney will go later tonight.
沒有人知道你和他的關系 No one knows of your relationship with him,
因為你們根本就不是真正的父女關系 because, after all, you're not actually father and daughter, are you?
不會有人調查這種不起眼的死亡 And no one will think twice to investigate the death of some obscure vaud...
你在聽我說嗎 Are you listening?
根本就不會有人調查 No one will think twice to investigate the death
這個不起眼的 和我毫不相干的 of some obscure vaudevillian called Splendini,
名叫思朋蘭迪尼的雜耍演員 who is really a stranger to me.
救命 Help!
救命 救命啊 Help! Someone help me!
這里非常安靜 不是嗎 Yes, very quiet, isn't it?
這就是私人湖區的優點 This is the advantage of a private lake.
放開我 放開我 Get off me! Get off me!
放開我... Get off me! Come...
接警察 Yes, police.
我是彼得·萊曼 請馬上派警察到我家來 Yes, this is Peter Lyman. I need the police immediately.
在萊曼莊園 At the Lyman estate.
發生了一起可怕的劃船意外 有個女人淹死了 There's been a terrible boating accident. A woman has drowned.
太可怕了 請快點趕過來 It's awful. Please come right away.
謝謝 謝謝 Thank you. Thank you.
他們知道尸體在什么地方了 They think they know where the body is.
很抱歉 先生 I'm so sorry, sir.
我最后一次見她的時候 她... When last I saw her, she...
她只說她想去那感受一下自然 She just said she wanted to go out there to communicate with nature.
我以為她只是想尋找一些安詳平和... Just to think she wanted some peace and quiet and...
她沒有出現精神沮喪 或者類似的情況嗎 先生 She wasn't depressed, or anything like that, was she, sir?
天 沒有 沒有 God, no. No.
除非她刻意瞞著我 I mean, unless she was keeping it from me.
你沒有聽到呼救的哭喊聲 You heard no cries for help?
沒有 我當時在聽音樂 真是 No! No, I was listening to music in here, damn it.
真的是很諷刺 It's just so ironic.
我第一次遇到她的時候 Because the way I first met her
在我們俱樂部的游泳池里救了她 I rescued her from drowning in our club pool.
她非常非常不擅長游泳 And she was a very, very weak swimmer.
有人嗎 Hello?
我剛才在湖里是假裝那樣 好吸引你的注意力 I was faking it at the pool to get your attention.
事實上 我以前是布魯克林社區游泳隊長 Actually, I used to be captain of the Brooklyn Community Swim Team.
你的觀察太仔細了 Fascinating observation.
萊曼在妓女家掉了一粒袖扣 Lyman lost a cufflink at the flat of a prostitute,
而那妓女晚些時候被塔羅牌兇手殺害 who was later killed by the Tarot Card Killer.
這家伙真是喜歡光顧那些危險的女人 Well, this upright chap certainly enjoyed patronizing some dodgy women.
不幸的是伊麗莎白·吉布森 她選擇了敲詐他 Unfortunately for Elizabeth Gibson, she elected to blackmail him.
這個報道寫的很好 It's a beautifully written story
是長久以來最好的調查報道之一 and one of the best bits of investigative journalism in a long time.
我們很榮幸的要發表它 And this paper is proud to run it.
哦 這得感謝喬·斯特勞博 Oh, I have to share the credit with Joe Strombel.
他是我的靈感 An inspiration,
他教給了我很多東西 who taught me more than I could ever explain to anyone.
還有剛剛過世得西德尼·沃特曼 And to the late Sidney Waterman.
思朋蘭迪尼 Splendini.
他在調查過程中給予了我很大的幫助 A nice guy who helped out with the investigation
沒有他我是不會取得今天的成績的 and without whom I never could have made it.
西德尼 無論你現在身在何處 Sidney, wherever you are,
我都不會忘記你 I'll never forget you.
你是怎么到這來的 How did you get here?
我嗎 Me?
我不習慣在馬路的另一邊駕駛汽車 I couldn't get used to driving on the goddamn wrong side of the street!
我是在開車前往鄉村的路上 You know, I was driving up to the country,
要是在美國的話 and in the United States,
我會成為英雄的 我是可以救她的 I would have been a hero. I would have saved her.
我可以... I would have...
但是 現在我在這里...這就是在倫敦生活的一個弊端 But here, you know... That's the one drawback of living in London.
當然了 那里的劇院更好 也有很多好吃的印度餐館 Granted, the theater's better, there's many good lndian restaurants.
你是干什么的 Well, what did you do?
我是干什么的 我是思朋蘭迪尼 魔術師 What do I do? I'm Splendini. Magician.
-你想看點什么嗎 -哦 當然 請吧 -Would you like to see something? -Oh, yes, please.
-我們有時間表演個紙牌戲法嗎 -當然 -Do we have time for a card trick? -Yes.
我相信我們有的是時間 I believe we have eternity.
我看給你們表演一個小戲法 I'm going to show you a little trick now.
我只是想從我內心深處對你們說... I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, I mean this sincerely...
我這么說是真心的 I say this with all due respect.
你們是個了不起的團體 非常優秀的一群人 You are a wonderful group and a fantastic group of people.
我愛你們 從你們身上我也感受到了你們對我的愛 I love you and I feel that coming back from you.
你們可能是已故的亡者 但是你們不應該就此氣餒 And you may be deceased, but you should not be discouraged.
因為...你知道... Because, you know...
不要把死亡當作一種障礙 Don't think of being dead as a handicap.
我小時候是個結巴 You know, when I was a child, I stuttered.
但是憑著堅定不移的決心 But with stick-to-it-iveness and perseverance,
你永遠預想不到將會發生什么事情 you know, you can never tell what could happen.
阿爾瑪 現在我要你挑張牌 Now, I want you to take a card, Alma.
來吧 任意選一張牌 Go ahead, take any card you want.
選一張 來吧 親愛的 Just pick it. Pick it. Go ahead, sweetheart.
我愛你 親愛的 真的是太棒了 I love you, sweetheart. That's fantastic.